This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
Crossing on Red
To the stupid fat cow who ran out in front of my car last week, then shot me a pissed off look when I screeched to a halt – a red light does not give you permission to bolt in front of a line of traffic roaring up Prince Street. Who the fuck do you think
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Yeah, pedestrians forget that they only have the right of way on the red IF there isn’t a crosswalk sign up. Since that intersection has one she can’t cross for shit because she is breaking the LAW. But if you mowed over the heffer you would have received demerit points on your license. That’s why I say follow them then beat them over the head with a crowbar, EVERYONE WINS!!
My favourite line is: “YOU CAN GET KNOCKED DOWN TOO!!!”