Okay, we get it….you’re gay and proud, and like to stare and drool over us younger guys at the gym. But hey, Grandpa Dust, wipe down the machines when you’re done. It’s the hygienic and polite thing to do. —Young’n’Fit
This article appears in Oct 7-13, 2010.


ah gee, someone’s panties are too tight this morning.
What does being gay have to do with not wiping down the machines? I’m pretty sure not wiping down the machines isn’t exclusive to the gay community.
You’re an asshole, OP.
That’s exactly what I was thinking PK.
I’d say he brought up the guy’s sexuality because of the check-out-ery.
Which from working at a grocery store (with a lot of girls) I have gathered that it is pretty disgusting and incredibly annoying.
Being ugly ain’t so bad in some cases.
But, his bitch was about him not wiping down the machines…
You’re not ugly… I don’t know if that’s what you were saying.
I don’t think OP was inferring that only gay people don’t bother to wipe down machines… that’s quite a conclusion to jump to. OP’s just annoyed at someone who doesn’t wipe down the machines, someone who happens to be gay…
Bitcher probably brought up his sexuality for reasons Guerilla Funk mentioned, and to just identify the accused. How many older gay guys who don’t wipe down their machines can there be at a particular gym?
Fuck sakes, sebastian, wipe down the machines like you’re supposed to.
The fuckin machines people, the MACHINES!