listen lady, ive never been creeped out by an elderly lady until i moved to halifax a year ago, ever since then ”sur la route numero sept” ive seen you pretty much everytime i go on the bus.. you stare at me like you want something, i dont know you, i have nothing of yours.. so why are you staring at me right up until i get off the bus?? maybe youre lonely? sad? need a hug? i dont know, unfortunately youre stop is the same as mine & it freaks me out.. i dunno if you watch me go into my house.. or if you think i owe you my life or some shit? so tonight, i was happy.. you were sitting facing the front of the bus for once..so i sit behind you thinking it was my lucky day not having you look at me & what do you do… you turn your head and fucking stare thru the glare in the windows… please woman, find someone else to creep.. you scare me

—creeped by the burgandy coated lady

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  1. So walk to the next stop. You get on the bus, sit behind her if possible and get on with your life.

  2. Maybe she is your long lost biologigal mother who after all these years has tracked you down but is still too ashamed to speak to you.

  3. Maybe in your frightened state you don’t realize that you are staring at her too. And she’s thinking to herself… “This creepy motherfucker is gonna rob me one day I just know it”!

  4. You need to get your ass to a silk screening shop and make a shirt that says: “Oh, I’m sorry, Is this T-shirt yours?”

  5. the next time she’s staring at you, pick your nose and offer to share the results of your digital dig – gross, but a solution 🙂 – if she accepts your offer, you’re on your own with this……

  6. maybe you look like her long-gone kid? Maybe you should talk to creepy lady.. maybe you’ll find she’s a human being with feelings, faults and red blood just like you.

  7. Kay – Im sure you would feel like “maybe you look like his long-gone kid?” if some fucked up old man was staring at you strangely on the bus. I dont think so. Go fuck his or her or your feelings!

  8. That’s right guys. Obviously being kind and talking to the woman is an incredibly stupid thing to do, and kay’s a moron for even suggesting something humane and non-judgmental. What a retard.

  9. Tanked! Go have another one, you mean mother fucker. It’s people like you that make this place the stinkin’ hole it is…. go create another fucking bylaw, why don’t ya? God forbid you’re forced to confront another human being. Creepy old men… they’re just older, more experienced and likely kinder versions of yourself so hurry up and get over yourself because right now you’re disgusting.

  10. Kay- why dont you go to the mall and sit down with the creepy men only there to stare at females (you all know the ones i am talking about), they have feelings too, make the world a better place kay, why dont you pick them up while your at it.

  11. And P.S kay- This place is not a stinking hole I love Halifax. The only stinking hole here might be located to “YOUR” immediate south!!!

  12. Gustav… since when did someone’s stare have a direct impact on your day? Did YOU feel inclined to pick them up? Sorry, I’m a lot more selective than that… I don’t notice them! (on purpose… you should try it) Since it’s soooo very intimidating you should just STAY HOME where nobody can see you.

    BTW… there’s nothing but ocean immediately south of me, asswipe

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