Is there anything more sappy than submitting a “love” to the girl you care about the most? If there is, I will probably figure it out and do that, too. Aw shucks, you’re beautiful, smart, sexy and a great cook. Your devil dog can be kind of smelly sometimes but I like him too. My friends think you’re awesome and so do I. Don’t smile. —J.L.
This article appears in Feb 9-15, 2012.