The lady ahead of me had to correct your mistake three times. I had to lean over the counter to hear you half-ass explain what the Iced Carmella was like. You didn’t make eye contact with me once and you awkwardly gazed at the floor and ceiling in-between customers. If someone at your establishment knew how to talk to customers, I wouldn’t have ordered the terrible cup of old, warm coffee with ice cubes in it. Being a quiet, shy, nervous person is fine, just don’t take a job behind a counter. —Spend it Somewhere Else
This article appears in May 31 – Jun 6, 2012.


I never understood “iced” coffee. I was thinking it would be something lovely cool on a hot day, but no. It’s actually hot coffee they put ice in. Like wtf. If I wanted watery, warm coffee… I don’t even know. Who would ever want that?
you must be the asshole that was bitched about on here a few days ago. do you enjoy making servers cry? did you find your stuff somewhere else? seems like maggots like you, are infesting this city more, everyday. time to stay the fuck home then, and make your own fucking crap, and stop being a whiney little fucking asshole. oh, to late for that then. just go crawl back under your fucking rock then, you fucking troll.
Orange mocha frappaccino!
Some people have low IQs, OB. You’re probably only a handful of points ahead of this coffee chump.
I sure you did all you could to cut the tension didn’t you OP? I’m sure you said “hello”, asked how they were, maybe a comment about the weather. Keeping a benevolent disposition to try and relax the server. I’ve been served by very nervous people myself. Just smile and take your time. I imagine you didn’t OP and got the coffee you earned. Looks good on you.
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A lot of the time, I’d just rather the screen be turned around…
if they can teach this nimrod to operate the touchscreen ordering software, I’m sure I could figure it out pretty quickly and avoid the awkward human interaction all together.
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Can you explain to me what iced carmella was? Assuming it’s the coffee place I think you’re talking about, it’s not iced carmella and again, assuming it’s the coffee place I think you’re talking about, they don’t pour hot coffee over ice anymore so maybe that’s why the shy and perhaps new server didn’t know what the lady was talking about.
“Iced Carmela” – is what’s gonna happen if she don’t loose the freaking’ attitude and stop bustin’ my balls. Capisce?
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“lose” – not loose.
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