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Seriously, I’ve never seen such a mass population of whiners and complainers. I didn’t know a town full of rednecks could be so damn cranky. Get your thumbs out of your ass, stop bitching and go outside and play.
This article appears in Apr 3-9, 2008.
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I’ll have you know I got an A plus in Whining and a B minus in Complaining as well as an A in Advanced Bitching. And the school took away my thumbs.
Rednecks are cranky? News to me. They’re always so polite at the PFLAG and pro-choice rallies.
Maybe we could go play outside and I could put my thumb in your ass,and then I could take a picture with my mental camera
Take the word ‘camera’ out and I think I have a fair ‘picture’ of the type of dude you are. Perhaps you could insert YOUR thumb up YOUR own ass and rotate around on your elbow. Now that’s a sight I’d like to see.
Um TTFN I love you and this is the only way that I thought we could get closer to eachother, which is something ive been waiting for,because my mental picture of you is so old and tatteredif thats what you want Baby, im all yoursoh yeahTTFnasty!
My wrinkled ol’ ass would make you gouge your eyes out with a salted fork, bud. Men my age are more likely to clutch their chest than twitch south of the belt buckle. Thank fuck for small blessings.
Hey, Matt, according to the Q, your icon’s middle finger could be considered a hand-held communication device. Make sure you don’t use it driving – heh-heh.