Back in the day I found myself in the centre of much reading around Conspiracy Oriented Paranoia. Alien coverups, Government directed distractions…. all very interesting and some even logically plausable….

True Story. I’ve seen the Zapruder showing the motorcade lazing it’s way through the Dallas square, moments before jfk’s murder, his murder, and the aftermath, unedited. What i found shocking was to see the driver pull his iron, turn and cap jfk. There was no doubt about what really happened. No wonder his wife was trying to haul ass out of that back seat.

With that in mind, I had a wee giggle reading todays paper. sigh…. here’s a good one, mind the driver, see the weapon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqzJQE8LYrQ

—tired of Distractions

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  1. Aaaaaand Mrs. Kennedy never mentioned this once, because….SHE was in on it. Secret Service Agent Clint Hill never mentioned this once because….HE was in on it.
    Governor Connally and his wife never mentioned this because…..THEY were in on it.
    But of course it was a conspiracy. It just makes sense that competing federal, state and municipal law enforcement and intelligence agencies (F.B.I., Treasury Department, C.I.A., Dallas Police) would all collude in a coup d’etat and cover-up. *sarcasm alert* Especially since U.S. law enforcement in the mid-part of the last century was a traditional employment stronghold of WHAT ethnic group – Irish Catholics, of course.

    Helpful Hint # 37 – Tinfoil makes a very useful kitchen accessory for both the preparation and storage of food. It fails somewhat as headgear.

    On the plus side, this weekend also marks the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who and quite frankly, a police call box that’s larger on the inside than the out, and can traverse space and time is far more plausible than 99 % of the Kennedy Conspiracy theories.

    Still, only a narrow minded fool (or co-conspirator) would ever argue with “video evidence”
    So, here’s a wooly mammoth for you:
    http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/02/13/…

    Orrrrr is it?

  2. THE GRASSY KNOLL

    I’m sure I saw Sharply Dressed Ivan up on the grassy knoll but I couldn’t see who was underneath him. Wait a minute! She had this pink dress on!

    I put two and two together which means that there must have been four of them up there on the grassy knoll. What were they doing? That’s the question! I think I know. Not nice!

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  3. I like to use Watergate as a litmus test of sorts for conspiracy theories. If they couldn’t cover up a bunch of tapes, then they sure as hell can’t cover up anything related to JFK.

  4. Orgasmatron hit it right out of the park. People who buy into conspiracy theories do not know the first thing about how bureaucracies function.

  5. If the Republican Party keep lowering the leadership bar and over-estimating the stupidity of the electorate, expect to see the following campaign slogan in 2016:

    “We engineered 9-11; The Democrats can’t even set up a website!”

    *shakes head sadly as Idiocracy looms even larger in the future.*

  6. Okay folks, here is the unadulterated truth. Lee Harvey Oswald was in reality the reincarnation of John Wilkes Booth. Hey it sounds as probable as all the other goofiness out there.

    Really folks, you want to assassinate the most powerful person in the world and you hire an unstable person like LHO to be a part of it? So exactly who approached him and made the deal, and more importantly, where is the money?

  7. He’s was shot in the back of the head, dummy. Get off the conspiracy theories…Sound like you soon ready for a vacation to the rubber room.

  8. I’ve seen this one before…. sigh. there’s a much clearer version of the film that shows the gov’nr, sitting in front of the big man, turn and shoot him almost point blank…. his hand clearly extended complete with the muzzle flash.

    The man is dead, it doesn’t matter why. what’s done is done and the world has moved on. you should too!

  9. Even Jim Marrs, who never met a con theory he didn’t like laughs off the suggestion that William Greer (driver) shot Kennedy. Back to the Grassy Knoll with you, T.O.D.

  10. Ian, c’mon, you know Jackie was involved, afterall she was pretty pissed when Johnny was fucking Marilyn.

  11. Not nearly as pissed as Teddy, who didn’t get to. If Marylin had given him a sympathy suck, Chappaquiddick might never have happened.

  12. Suffice it to say no one will really figure one of the world’s greatest whodunnits. I don’t believe in my heart Oswald acted alone particularly since Jack Ruby went to great lengths to silence him. Nor do I believe the “government” was implicit in the shooting.
    Oswald did the shooting. Certainly all the evidence points that way. Whether Oswald expected to be whisked to a new life by his co-conspirators once he did the deed is the question in my mind. Were the co-conspirators organized crime, Cubans loyal to Castro (not likely), Cubans loyal to Batista (possible, strong connections to organized crime there as well) or someone else. Both the Dallas police force and the mob had the ability to coerce Ruby. Ah but it’s all conjecture.
    No tin foil hat needed here, I just gut feeling about that whole episode. Too neat, too pat, an obvious killer, no trial. It just seems suspicious and, if the polls are right, most people agree with me.

  13. The evidence of trajectory shows that it was impossible for all of the bullets to come from the same place… So at least 2 shooters OR the bullets really were magic & or remotely controlled allowing them to go up & down step sideways to the left then back to the right .
    As a hunter & target shooter for many years, projectiles can’t do that
    Hence the minimum 2 shooters required

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