This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
Cooterville junction
To the girl who gets “humped” on Bauer Street every GD night: get some AC and shut the hell up. Or at least have the courtesy to close your window. I’m sick of being woken up by your crappy, drawn out, wild animal kingdom orgasms, and so is everyone else
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What I hate is when people stand directly beside the bus driver, chatting. You are in the way and are a distraction for the driver. Also, people who get on with a huge baby stroller and then park it in the front of the aisle. I realize you mommys have to get around, but for God’s sake, go the back of the bus, someone is going to take a nasty tumble someday.
I vote this to be the best bitch ever. Hilarious.
Sounds like my old neighbors…my bedroom window was 10 feet away from theirs, sounding like the wild kingdom every night. They wouldn’t close the windows here, either. Took the house almost burning down to get them to move!! Fire is the cleanser, I guess. At least me and my neighbors don’t have to hear it anymore. Whatever happenned to common courtesy, never mind common sense, and treating your neighbors with a little respect?
hehehe ……hehe……hehesex is great but respect for others is more important, close ur window or stuff a sock in her….. ps hehehehehehehe
had a neighbor like this once….called her Domee when I finally met her…..thats all I kept her yelling every night…
had a neighbor like this once….called her Domee when I finally met her…..thats all I kept her yelling every night…
Blast some Barry Manilow out yer window. That’ll put a bend in the old sausage.