You prance into our lives with containers of colourful M&M and Chipit decadence, otherwise known as free foodbank one-day expired cookies. You think because you found the cookies first you’re entitled to save them, bring them home and savour their deliciousness. Well I hope your day old cookies get moldy and give you diarrhea for not being considerate enough to share and bring joy to your classmates. —Bitter Cookie Lover
This article appears in Nov 8-14, 2012.
therein lies the problem o.p., you are just fucking jealous that someone got them, and you didn’t. what a fucking stupid ass you are. go and buy your own fucking cookies, you cheap fuckwit.
You’re jealous of past their due date cookies? Think about it OP.