Dear guy who asked me to dance not once but TWICE: I know you were probably drunk, but that didn’t matter to me. You were fun. You told me I was pretty. I’ve been down lately and having you dance with me really made my night. Thanks Dude. —JD

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  1. lol.. Q, good thing he didn’t finish with the “horizontal mambo”. Otherwise this post would of landed up in the bitch section instead… under the title” The night I lost my panties to tequila, but lets blame it on the dude”…just saying!

    How have you been, Mr Q? Found any fun hot springs your way???

  2. zZz: sent you a message from one of my work emails… can’t remember which one.

    An aside: i’m never gonna dance again (not true cause i love dancing (just because), but still, eww).

  3. Easy…
    I’d claim insanity instantly… and have my whole catalog saved here as proof I shouldn’t be let out in public. Send me to a nice cushy, padded room with my own jacket.
    It’s a little tight fitting but I’ll work it in.

  4. i want to be banished to my duct tape treehouse (purple) but it’s not built…freaks rawk

  5. I picture it as if it were a bouncecastle but somehow I don’t think rubber rooms are quite as fun or stimulating…

    purple duct tape treehouse of horror perhaps?
    it is almost Halloween.

    time to gear up for laser tag peeps.

  6. oh my that dog is in the match again, i would date him just for the pooch…but imma just gonna look. woof

  7. PNB! Great to hear from you.

    Actually one of my fave things about being out here is the Hot Springs. Unfortunately the one closest by in Jasper area just closed up for the season, but Banff Hot Springs are only about another hour or so down the road. Of course I’d always like some company in these steamy, hot, hot, hot hot springs.

  8. Any time someone calls you PNB, Mme. puss-n-boots, I start craving peanut butter, for some reason… with a smattering of strawberry jam. Weird.

  9. Evertime she posts (giggity) I think (googety) of…………………………… CANDY CANES.
    (soft core porno for diabetics)

  10. just to clarify puss darlin, it was me who talked about pubic hair as dental floss. good memory heehaw

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