To the people who use the Eastern Passage waterfront to have a fuck session in their cars — keep your prophylactics to yourselves! My dog almost ate a used condom someone obviously tossed out their door. Get a garbage bag or get a room. I go for walks to get fresh air, not to freaking wretch!

Wretching dog walker

This article appears in Mar 27 – Apr 2, 2008.

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  2. ew. Imagine if a vet had to haul that out of your pooch’s intestines. i say again: ew. If they take it home and flush it it will only end up on the “beach” at point pleasant anyway.

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