Dear I’m Not That Cheap, and You’re Not That Good,
Are you in the midst of giving that tall drink of orgasm a 2nd or possibly 3rd chance? If so, don’t. The ONLY reason he is there is because I, the “old bitch of a lover” wouldn’t commit and he is trying to teach me a lesson. Just a week ago I was given my “last chance” to move in with him and when I said no he promptly told me all about you. He keeps telling me how much I’d like you too, LOL. Don’t be surprised if you end up at some restaurant or pool hall that is NOT the norm for your destination and then lo and behold I am there! He thrives on drama!
From one woman to another, he suffers from conspiracy theory delusions which eventually wear ya down girl! I know he’s working right now but give it two months and he’ll be unemployed and expecting you to support all his habits! You’ll be a bad, bad person if you don’t!
Anyway, get my name from him, FB me and we’ll chat. Oh, did I mention that he did the same thing to me a few years ago? Kept me on the hook ’til the ex in that case charged him. I stupidly believed his version…would like to save you the grief! —Been There, Done That Too Many Times to Count
This article appears in Jun 7-13, 2012.


chicks before dicks… so it would seem…
assuming your intentions are altruistic.
how the hell do these deadbeats keep getting all the ladies… over and over?
women are strange creatures.
You wouldnt have listened back then, so why would she now? Don’t be bothered with it.
If you’re not cheap, then you realize you get what you pay for. Right, OB? Next time, get someone for whom you do not have to pay for at all, then you might get the much needed self respect you deserve. Don’t waste your time “warning” someone about him, just be glad he’s gone.
Thanks Fire RagezZz on …………….. Definitely altruistic!!
and how? Cause he was born for sales, is 6’6″ with big hands and big feet …………. you do the math *winks*. Kept getting sucked in with just being “Buddies” and then next thing ya know ………. Bammo …………… here comes the drama train!!!
Thank Goodness I smartened up.
Secretagent …………… I’m hoping SHE is smarter than me! *chuckles*
“…6’6″ with big hands and big feet…”
and they always say ‘I want a guy who can make me laugh…’
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ……………… you’re making me laff!
Ugh! At least you’re honest Daisy. I’ve had discussions about some women and their attraction to idiots with numerous people I don’t know how many times and I’ve never been able to grasp why they go through this. You’re saying that, in your case, it was a superficial thing. He was a sweet talker and well-built and that earned him a few free passes. Free passes in the sense that you were willing to put up with bad behavior and manipulation in exchange for the pleasure of having his company.
I’ve been in the front line of these kind of relationships unfortunately and had to deal with the fall-out. I don’t have to tell that these men are children in their level of emotional maturity, are fairly abusive if they don’t get their own way and have no sense of responsibility. They don’t mind being parasitic and certainly will make your life hell if it suits them. Between daughters, sisters and friends I have really had my fill of them.
What’s amazing is this “other woman” modus operandi. This is where he tells the distraught partner that he has another lady that he sees and that the two women would really get along. This is a rationalization on his part to a) make him seem like not a complete snake and b) manipulate one or both women.
I suppose you can tell I don’t have much of a favourable view of these men. I believe they’re sociopaths and I’ve witnessed the path of destruction they leave. Sort of like Godzilla only not nearly as likable.
well o.p., what can i say, except teach him a lesson.here i am, and can and will give you better than your old man has/did. look me up, i aim to please. don’t wait too long tho, i think you need some extra curricular fun.
troodon formosus
You are VERY astute ……….. I’m just hoping you meant to put the word company in quotes *chuckles*.
After reading your words I can almost believe you’ve met the “gentleman” in question.
Part of me hopes “she” keeps him as it will stall the stalking, begging return of him to my life ………… but I know I am now strong enough to survive him, and as you so astutely pointed out, his abuse …………. and I wouldn’t knowingly let another human (male OR female) suffer his particular form of abuse …………. hence my “olive branch” ………………. I Seriously hope she is smarter than I in the long run though so I won’t actually have to get involved *chuckles*
Ugggghhhhh ………… Life Sucks ………….. that is SO not what this is about!
I can get laid anytime I choose …………. this is about paying it forward unlike the One before me! If she had reached out and connected …………. I may not have listened …… but then again I may HAVE!!
yeah but oopsy, she and the long line to come, will fall for the same thing. i don’t bullshit, i tell it like it is from the gitgo. if you want it, i give it, with no hangups or strings. just good old fashioned fun, with a few new twists. i wish i could give you a list, but that wouldn’t be gentlemanly of me. let’s just say that lives can be changed. but as you say, this is not what it is about, no, it’s just about you or anyone else having some fun without all the drama.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ……………. Life Sucks ………….. are you “Him”? the long line to come …………………. ha ha ha ha ha ha ………… I don’t care about the line to come ………. I can only do what I can do ……………… and I believe in Karma …………. so the “line”is gonna chew that Arsehole up and spit him out …………… but I can only save myself and potentially one other ………….. thanks for your “kind” offer though ……… but Dude ………….. I am a Hottie with or without him and have No Problem getting my physical satisfaction when/if I want it. That’s half his problem don’tcha know ……………. *Laffs*
Ohhhhhhhhh ……… and it’s Oopsie ya dumb-ass ………… not Oopsy LOL
oopsie then, let me know if ya change your mind. i’ll always be willing. you too no_fool.
OB, I can understand being taken once, maybe even twice, but countless times makes you an idiot.
well girls, i’m full up for the week end now. to those that never got to me, well, there is always next week. i know a lot of you don’t know me by sight, and those that don’t comment here know of me.
i hope bicuit, no_fool, or naveed are among my dates for this week end, because we will rock the fucking world.
guys, eat your hearts out, the suckster may be old, but i know how to please the ladies, again, and again.i will see you all back here sometime monday. red, i look forward to your company tonight. i know you read this site,and not sure if you comment. but you are the nicest person i’ve met here. hi sherry.
Bro Tim………… thanks for pointing out the OBVIOUS hon …………. but I knew that already! Say so quite freely myself actually.
The guy definitely sounds like the average sociopathic CEO / Jersey Shore castmember. Paying the warning forward is the noble thing to do; a high-speed application of spiked shoes to the ‘nads may however teach the parasite a lesson (not likely, may require repeated treatment).
As for the whole “you’d really like her too!” approach, I’m actually uncertain as to the motive. It may be an attempt at emotional manipulation but it could just as well be an attempt at laying the foundation for a stable threesome relationship / personal harem. Considering the average psychological profile and likely massive ego of the usual culprit, I wouldn’t put such ideas past him.
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guys, eat your hearts out, the suckster may be old, but i know how to please the ladies, again, and again.i will see you all back here sometime monday. red, i look forward to your company tonight. i know you read this site,and not sure if you comment. but you are the nicest person i’ve met here. hi sherry.
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Shenanigans.
Wp
no way paul, just good company. if you was the other sex, you would know. doh.
Prove it.
😀
Wp
come on guy, you know i can’t give out ladies names. and i certainly will not tell you all that goes on. it wouldn’t be the gentlemanly thing to do. reverse our roles paul, would you reveal your honies to me or anyone else. you just have to trust the old suckster. only thing i can say about one, she said it was okay. she is 35, single, dark haired,glasses, and has a small sat of boobs. but i’m working on that.she’s into older guys, because dudes her age are just too fucking immature. most chicks find that lately. and she said to tell you, she loves numbers, like 69, or even just 33’s. get the drift there bud. anyway, just going back for a third, later dudes.
Thanks Maes! I knew SOMEONE would understand! *Hugz*
Um. You did give out her name – Sherry.
You just gave “her” name(“hi Sherry”), mentioned being a gentleman(all whike talking about her tits, love of 69/33 etc, and described “her”.
And also the mythical “Red”.
As the Elders Of The Bitch Board we owe it to each oter to call Bullshit on each other, and not make it personal.
I call Bullshit on your whole invention of these women you claim to be fucking(repeatedly).
You were pissed off when PK didn’t invite you to one Summit, all the while protesting too much. Your hitting on real women(PK, etc) evolved into stories of the wild time you’re having with these invented women.
You’ve been saying “Hey, baby, thanks for the good time last night” for the last while. Completely fictional.
So despite your first sentence, you have given out names, and you’ve been telling what’s “going on”(even in this message).
And be honest. You’re no gentleman. You’re a self-admitted poon hound, who claims to sportfuck anything with boobs and a vagine.
Anyone else want to help out here if I missed anything?
Red? Sherry?
Wp
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come on guy, you know i can’t give out ladies names. and i certainly will not tell you all that goes on. it wouldn’t be the gentlemanly thing to do. reverse our roles paul, would you reveal your honies to me or anyone else. you just have to trust the old suckster. only thing i can say about one, she said it was okay. she is 35, single, dark haired,glasses, and has a small sat of boobs. but i’m working on that.she’s into older guys, because dudes her age are just too fucking immature. most chicks find that lately. and she said to tell you, she loves numbers, like 69, or even just 33’s. get the drift there bud. anyway, just going back for a third, later dudes.
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he rapes the sanctity of the comma on the regular too…
“You were pissed off when PK didn’t invite you to one Summit”
Boy was he ever.
Hey, I’d be pissed too if I wasn’t invited to a summit.
Oh, wait…
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-txo5gGIUdhU/T6qJ…
I’ve never been invited to a summit. PK is CLEARLY a bitch….amirite? None of you have added me to facebook either. I’ve sent out all of these friend requests and nothing…..
I’m starting to think you guys don’t like me….
Zilla, you’re admittedly a troll, here for the yucks, and haven’t oresented an actual identity or means of contact to send an invite to.
Just go back to trolling and…
Ah!
Well trolled, sir.
Wp
I fit the definition of a troll, but I’m actually a nice guy. No one gave me a chance so what did you expect? Maybe if you guys were more open to new members then I wouldn’t have had to troll my way into your hearts and your mothers bedrooms.
ZILLA COME TO THE SUMMIT
*Chuckles*
I love the way you regulars have Completely changed the topic of this thread to your own lil world …………….. don’t they have AFF or ALT for that?
I don’t doubt you’re a nice guy in real life, Zilla. Come to the next Summit without a mask and say hi.
Join Facebook under a fake account if you like to get in touch with PK to get an invite. Or she has an email for this stuff too.
All dicking around aside, you’re welcome. Don’t fault anyone for not getting in touch with an anonymous person with no contact info.
Right? 🙂
Wp
you haven’t been around very long, ms daisy. we drive the train off the rails a lot http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/201…
You beat me to it paingirl….sadly I was going to be a lot meaner, but you handled it quite nicely.
I was joking about PK being a bitch Wheel. More or less me making fun of the concept that she is to blame when people don’t get invited. I realize she arranges it, but I doubt she has a strict guest list. If I knew peoples names I’d make a facebook account, but I wouldn’t be able to stop myself from some facebook trolling which I would imagine would be an issue for some people.
you can only find me here lord of the lizards
*Chuckles @ paingirl* so I noticed. It’s kinda entertaining ……………….
Awwwww …………… Zilla ……………… why oh why would you be mean about it? Silly rabbit! Trix are for hookers!
Someone has to be blamed. There’s a hidden agenda here, I can sense it! Your circle of elders is working behind the scenes, but who’s the mastermind of the whole operation? PK? Ivan? The Suckster?
http://radiofreethinker.files.wordpress.co…
So who’s pulling the bitch strings?
i can’t tell you captain, i don’t want the wpp involved again^^
Keptin – in Sowiet Russia, “No Ask, No Tell” is taken wery seriously.
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2012/6/…
‘…If I knew peoples names I’d make a facebook account, but I wouldn’t be able to stop myself from some facebook trolling which I would imagine would be an issue for some people.’
Jesus H. Honeydew, Zilla, how fucking creepy is that? Besides, we refer to ourselves by our monikers at the Summits. If you want to attend a Summit, follow Wheelie’s instructions. I triple dog dare you.
Be the bigger lizard and email PK at her hotmail address, which she will post for you.
You’re not being counter-trolled, scout’s honour.
Quadruple downward-facing dog dare you!
Wp
Get at me on Twitter Zilla, I’ll give you the deets to our impending deathmatch, I mean the summit.
prettykittylady@gmail.com
I welcome anyone on here to email me for summit details. Everyone’s welcome. The only thing I’ll ever post on here as per summit details is the date. The next summit is this sunday, June 17th.
Like I said in the FB group msg: better be seein’ some sexy beasts at this one.
I call members of the Halgonquin Round Table by akas because I’m usually too shnackered to remember anyone’s real moniker
my brain can’t handle any more info, so bitch names are all i use. exceptions made in cases of non-bitchers
“Jesus H. Honeydew, Zilla, how fucking creepy is that? Besides, we refer to ourselves by our monikers at the Summits. If you want to attend a Summit, follow Wheelie’s instructions. I triple dog dare you.
Creepy would be me posting your full address and the vin number of your car. I don’t have those things, but I’m just saying. Knowing at least each others first name is for logistic sake which I dont find creepy.
For instance, my name is Steve. No one ever asked so I never told anyone. I figured you people knew each others names considering all the jerking off going on between everyone.
How often do you post, Steve?
I would happily get Moman to jerk you off, but you aren’t familiar.
Wp
Lolz Wheelie. “Steve” posts quite a bit, allizdog being a sock-puppet and all =)
well gues what paul, i don’t give a finaglers fuck what anyone thinks anyhoo. as to my saying that name, sherry reads all the time, but never bitches. and no, she is not being boinked by me.
i like fucking you guys around, but hey, i can’t help it iff some ladies do wanna find the suckster. shit, i was talking to an abigail, that comes to read this shit, and she says that my trying to bed the babes, keeps her coming back to read.
and no, the person i described, was here when i wrote that, she told me to. i can’t help it if my body is made for the females pleasure, and i comply willingly. no rings on my fingers or thru my beak, as yet. so, in relation to p.k., nah, i don’t give a fuck about summits, i have other things to attend to, and my little monkey girl, is one of them. she is here just about all the time, while her mom and boyfriend both work. and is easier for her to be at the castle suckster instead of going home each night. and she loves spending time with her grampy anyway. am i mad at p.k., only when she is a bitch to some on here, but aren’t we all. so in closing, i gave nothing away.
“better be seein’ some sexy beasts at this one” Wheelie and I will be there, so I don’t think you need much more sexy than that. 😛
Fuck, I miss wheelie.
You fucking RULE man.
<3s to you too, 195.
Hay uncle ivan: biscuit said he’d only come and fart in douchebagel’s mouth if douchebagel drives a bus.
LMFAO – Douchebagel would be a shoo-in for Ken Wilson’s job.
Orgasmatron – You’re dead to me. I thought we were bros. >: (
OMG MAYBE DOUCHEBAGEL IS REALLY KEN WILSON IN DISGUISE!!???!?!!???
Holy FUCK BAGS.
It’d make sense, really.
Awww, I <3 you too PK! ^_^ And I apologize for leaving you out, Admiral. At the mere thought of Wheelie's magnificent scent, I forgot about you. I think you'd understand. 😛
It is an enchanting musk, is it not. We’re bros again.
Let us cement our raprochement with anime girls
http://download.minitokyo.net/Stratos.4.Wa…
Bahaha you know me well, Ivan. Almost too well… .>
Lets try that again… >.> <.<
Fuckin Wheelie sandwich.
I guess someone accused us of jerking each other off, right?
And being known for my awesome manly scent?
Not bad actually.
There *are* worse things!
See you fuckers at the Summit!
Wp
My Ma is sooooooo looking forward to the olfactory delight that is Wheelie she can’t stand it!
not to disparage wheelie. but there are others who smell just as good
signed
the bloodhound
Dearest Bloodhound-
This is true!
Fragrantly yours,
Wp
Hi Sherry!
Wp