When I go out for a drink I want to be able to enjoy myself. Dear servers and bartenders at a cutlery joint on barrington: Dont talk so loudly about your issues. It ruins my attempt to relax when I hear about all your “boyfriend” issues or rather “happy lack of one”. —Need a Vacation

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  1. *hint* think pink banana hammocks and long, bendy straws

    (ok, I made that up. I’m at as much of a loss as tj)

  2. now you know the reason why i very seldom go out to eat at a restaurant. too noisy, too crowded, and just too fucking expensive.i’m not cheap, but 3.50 for a cup of warm coffee, no fucking way.

  3. Yeah, I’ll just stay home on the couch in my boxers and chase spiced rum with giant spoonfulls of Rocky Road.

  4. that’s the whole thing, guys, when you go out you’re not paying for the food and the drink, I mean you are, but really what you’re paying for is the atmosphere because if all you wanted was the food n drink you could just stay at home and save the money. So when someone is paying for the atmosphere, you should respect them enough to not subject them to your personal problems.

    I find a lot of new places that open their staff are unprofessional. It takes a while to weed out the bad ones and they are probably desperate for anyone to work there. Established service pro’s don’t need to risk working for an upstart business, or even an established business’s new location. It’s risky.

  5. Most new places hire 21 year old beauties who are shitty servers. I’d rather have a competant non-bombshell as a server any day, but I am a 32 year old man. I don’t think I am the demographic they are targetting.

  6. I been to bikini bars where it is a 30 something watress that serves us. She isnt that attractive but her customer service skills are excellent……..she also has a special way of bending forward to fill your draft glass. Anyone that tries that hard deserves a tip. I’ll bet she gets tipped often.

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