To the douchbag that was evicted from an apartment near me. You can tell your douchbage comrades that they come out of hiding from the hit and run to my brand new car in the apartment parking lot. The police are closing the file, so you can sleep easy now. All I have left is the security video tape and a $968 repair bill. Thanks for not cooperating with the police you fucking piece of shit.
—Fender Bender
This article appears in Nov 26 – Dec 2, 2009.
I’m sorry that happened to you. It happened to my new car a couple months ago. It was only three weeks old! 🙁
Thanks KatieScarlet. I’ve given closure. My car was three weeks old as well.
It would be such sweet, sweet poetic justice if something should happen to their car … not that I know what it would be … when it’d happen … or who’d carry out this aforementioned act.
why are the police closing it if you have the secuirty tape? doesnt make sense
I gave the police a copy of the video showing the driver entering the parking lot and later on leaving, when they smacked and drove off. The outside video was grainy so it was hard to reconize the make and model. When they hit my car, my car moved about a foot. But the inside lobby video had clear identification of the shits. Maybe I should post the vids on youtube or would this be a legal issue against me?
I guess it’s too late now.
fuck it, post it anyway, like the guy did in dartmouth of the kids beating on another smaller one awhile back. if they want to sue you, then you know for sure who it was then.