Parking in the downtown area is tough to come by. That’s why I pay a hefty price for my underground space. Having underground parking is an extra bonus during our ridiculous winters. So you can imagine how angry I was to arrive home the evening a BLIZZARD is forecasted to find a car in my spot. From my perspective, it seems Asshole heard there was a winter parking ban, weaselled their way into my parade and didn’t give a single care who they was inconveniencing. It’ll be interesting to see if Asshole is still there tomorrow morning after I CLEAR 30 CM OF SNOW OFF MY CAR. Cold blooded. —The civic from P2-17
This article appears in Jan 23-29, 2014.
call a tow truck and have them sent to the impound at their expense 😉
Uh… so you DO realize that if someone took your spot, you can just have it towed?
Right. What ninja said.
and you think they will be so riddled and raddled with remorse that you had to shovel that they will beg for forgiveness? what?
why on earth didn’t you have them towed? or are you just here for the bitchin’?
If it’s your paid for spot, call the super and get Mr. Ectothermic towed. In other words, what everybody else said.
Unfortunately with most underground lots, the tow truck just won’t fit. That or the driver won’t risk it.
Had that been me, I would have let the air out of all tires…can’t drive away with 4 flats.
You all know the tune ‘sugar in the morning, sugar in the evening, sugar in the gas tank, be my spot stealer and I’ll fuck you up all the time’
Shoulda keyed his rig.
Should have let the air out of his tires and left a note stating “I peed on your door handles” on their windshield, so when they get in they can read it.
poop on door handles is better. on the INSIDE of the handle.
Yeah, put shit on the door handle of a car in your spot. That makes sense until you wake up in the middle of the night realizing that the person you did that to is pretty certain that your car in that spot belongs to the person who did it to them (rightly or wrongly). Enjoy your sleep, while they do the same to your car, but probably worse….
dang ^^ cranky, the voice of reason
We used to pay $110 a month to park downtown. Every third day, someone would be in our space so the routine became: call parking lot company, give license plate #, description of vehicle and have it towed away. Some clever cunts thought they could back into the spot and have the car’s rear end almost against the cement wall to hide their license plates – that was when my cell phone camera came in handy and I had enough room to pop off a shot. So glad we don’t have to worry about that shit anymore.
Imagine someone having to say smearing shit on things is not a good idea is being the voice of reason. As if the thought of playing with shit or piss wasn’t enough.
And vandalizing the car probably isn’t a good approach either. Closed circuit surveillance is absolutely everywhere.
Just pay it forward and piss some other louse off.
the trucks that come along with the fancy yellow boots can fit in any garage. Even if you had to pay a couple dollars I think it would be worth it… stupid idiots…. who is self entitled and cocky enough to park in someone’s paid, assigned parking space.
Someone parked in my space once, in an parking lot next to my condo. I pulled in very close to their back end, locked up and went into my house. I watched them out the window for a couple hours screaming and swearing about what “bitch does that” hahaha It was winter and I knew they were freezing. It felt good.