Weather, seriously, what the hell is this?! Why tease us with 3 glorious days of summer only to punch us in the face with THIS afterwards? You reminded us what we were missing and now this bitter cold hurts even more! I don’t even know where my mittens went. I HAVE COLD HANDS!

I feel like I’m in an abusive relationship with Mother Nature, that cold heartless bitch. One day you’re all “I love you I love you, show me your legs…” and the next you’re killing new flowers and giving me frost bite. I hate you but I love you.

Bring back the sun, I swear this time I’ll be better. I’ll even wear sunscreen.—Freezing Over Here

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23 Comments

  1. Cold?!?! Where you from OB, Libya?

    It’s March ffs, and you’re expecting July temperatures? Get a grip.

  2. I didn’t even wear a jacket this past weekend….
    (ok, so I forgot it so it wasn’t even an option…. but still….)
    I survived just fine without it.

    aside from the strange and plentiful looks I’d get…
    I could probably get away with just a dress….

  3. Brr I agree OP. As one who loves the heat this weather is just depressing. We will have the heat back soon enough :).

  4. and by the way o.p., i know a few salemites, that have very warm boobs, and they will turn you to fucking stone, for saying what you did. everytime i was with them, i got rock hard, yuk, yuk, har de har har.

  5. hey tim, i see a couple of dudes were play acting in cole harbor. fake cops, haha, what a laugh, i thought they all were fakes.

  6. What don’t kill ya, makes yo weak ass stronger! Think about the starving children in Antacrtica, you don’t hear them complaining about the cold!

  7. If you guys watched “Frozen Planet” you would learn a lot about Antarctica. Oh that’s right, it wasn’t on!! Silly me.

  8. unrelated, but still funny. have any of you guys taken that pet survey from the coast yet? no, well it can be a hoot, if you fill it out funnywise. i did, and i bet they will be rolling on the fucking floors, when they read my answers. and o.p., if you is a honey, come and see me, i’ll get you all nice and warm and give you a fuzzy feeling, just puttin that out there ya kow.

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