Listen you old fuck,
Don’t you shush me in a coffee shop just because I had to answer a phone call. Coffee shops are full of life – people talk, laugh, cry, whatever. Music is playing loudly. It’s not a fucking library. If you want peace and quiet stay home. The day people have to whisper in such an establishment is the day the coffee shop dies.
You pretentious idiot. —WIll keep talking
This article appears in Sep 19-25, 2013.
Perhaps it was your annoying inane chatter that pissed her off, especially if everything you said sounded like a fucking question. Use your voice box’s volume control, OP.
Just because you’re in a coffee shop doesn’t mean you can’t ever be an obnoxious fuck. People talking on cell phones are usually annoying as shit.
You were probably annoying as shit, OB.
OP were you talking to loudly about screwing your boyfriend at your apartment in Woodside?
Did you use your indoor voice or are you the type that everyone has to hear your senceless babbling?
This has to be a troll or the OP is just plain fucking stupid.
I’m willing to bet you got all indignant, did the palm-Z, and informed them that it was a “private conversation” – you know, the kind of private conversation where even the guy in the gent’s khazi knows that ” that muthafucka Keeshawn 6 months late with the child support!”
Well, like, I told her, like, to ya know like, shut da fuck up like, I is still waiting for me like benefits n stuff like, cos yeah like I know I is knocked up again like, even doh I told him to like stick it up me arse dis time like, cos I like it like dat like yeah.
Please may I have a mocha java minge with a side order of obnoxious CUNT.
The next part of my phone conversation would have gone like this “Dude, you’re not going to believe this, some bitch just told me to shush! Can you fucking believe it? Anyway, as I was saying….”
op, has it occurred to you that despite the loud music, lots of chatter, steam hissing, people laughing and talking and full of life, that YOU were still so imbecilic and annoying that another person who LIKES the lively atmosphere, had to shush you?
You folks’d be singing a different tune if you were having a normal volumed phone conversation with maybe a few louder laughs thrown in and some ‘raging granny’ in her stupid red hat and ugly ‘fashion glasses’ shushed you.
I love how Bas’ hood talk is all British and shit. Fookin Chavs, mate!
I said all I need to say to a raging granny when a clyster of them tried to prevent me from visiting U.S.S. Coral Sea when it was berthed under the bridge. Try working those quaint anatomical impossibilities into a “hilarious” parody of Camptown Races, laydeez.
SG – I could’ve gone all afro centric, but that’s too easy, and it bring out the sensitive types.
seigfried: we don’t shush here
Reminds me of this summer sitting on a restaurant deck. Along came a 50ish cougar and she plunked down at the next table. While she waited for her friends to show she decided to make a few phone calls. We literally could not continue our conversation while the loudmouth windbag yelled jibberish into her phone for ten minutes. Anyway, it’s not tin cans connected by string so you don’t have to yell into your phone. Your indoor voice will work just fine. And folks won’t have to shush your ass.
Maybe you have a big, booming voice op. I answer the phone constantly and nobody tells me to shut up. So maybe you’re just loud and obnoxious?