Why must you be the way you are? You can be balanced, yet unbalanced at the same time. You cause joy, yet cause pain.

You’re a hideous bitch goddess, and it’s clear evidence that some people are masochists. —Lightweight Rangers suck

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  1. now i wonder what the fuck all that stupid shit was about? i know you cxan’t be talking about a cheque book.

  2. TTFN: did you mean penetrate you awake with a cactus? Any particular size?

    And that damn White Point Lodge ad tooks like “My first kiss was in a bathhouse” when viewing for the first time when really, really drunk.

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