Why must you be the way you are? You can be balanced, yet unbalanced at the same time. You cause joy, yet cause pain.
You’re a hideous bitch goddess, and it’s clear evidence that some people are masochists. —Lightweight Rangers suck
This article appears in Jul 8-14, 2010.


now i wonder what the fuck all that stupid shit was about? i know you cxan’t be talking about a cheque book.
…or about fish. The more I drink, the less sense I can make of this.
More emo drama – prod me awake with a cactus when it’s over.
TTFN: did you mean penetrate you awake with a cactus? Any particular size?
And that damn White Point Lodge ad tooks like “My first kiss was in a bathhouse” when viewing for the first time when really, really drunk.
The tag should read: Tango down.
Speaking of fish. How’s the Palace?
mmm…cod cheeks
Or that other Newfoundland delicacy, paingirl…cod tongues! Cod gills anyone?
You have to take the worms out. That will help.