are Ecology Action Center fart catchers And this year’s activist group of the year is….BIG SURPRISE it’s the Ecology Action Charlatans AGAIN they win every single year, has there ever been a year where EAC did not win the gold prize? Coast Readers are Ecology Action Center Fart Catchers. —Ecology ACtion Fart Catcher

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  1. I’m pretty sure that Muriel Dykeworth and the Voice of (some) Wimmin might have won it sometime in the past for their tireless work in creating an atmosphere where members of the Canadian Military and their families are regarded as second class citizens and third rate human beings. Because nothing solidifies your commitment to peace and justice like leaving fake body bags on the lawns of P.M.Q.s the day after the fleet departs for East of Aden.

  2. What, exactly, is a “fart catcher?” How can farts be caught? Is there incoherence here?

    (Avatar #76: The Majectic Theatre, PART II)

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  3. What is the EAC anyway? What do they do, aside from catch farts? They seem to have an expert/staff person for each topic…crazy. And their naked bike ride needs bigger wangs!

  4. Then take part, Meaty! You’re hung like a camel, aren’tcha?

    Or are you afraid your one eyed willy’ll get caught in the bike chain?

  5. he probably throw it over his shoulder when he’s doing the nekkid bike ride. or maybe wraps it around his waist couple a times

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