I’m getting tired of when I go to pick up a Coast and some asscake has kicked out the front of it. What is the point of this? It is a free fucking paper. There is no lock to bust to get your sweet preciouses. You are getting all the papers wet in the fog or rain and then I can’t have one. How fucking rude is this? Shit like this makes companies think, “It’s a free fucking paper and little losers still vandalize? Well maybe we should just stop giving them away for free.” This would break my heart, and if i ever see some rebeldicklick having a smash, then I’m gonna have a smash too. —Smashing Pumpkin
This article appears in Jun 7-13, 2012.


That’s Herr Harper’s master plan. Getting even for all those crapshit Hitler cartoons, one self-entitled hipster at a time.
Newspaper box. He was probably just attacking what he doesn’t understand.
Thank God for the E-version, eh?
almost always, the ones doing the damage, are not reading shit. they are just little fackheads with nothing better to do. too bad that some things don’t fight back hey, i would love to see some idiot get eaten alive,say by one of these boxes.
yep, you can bet that they are not smart enough to read, and just dumb enough to get a silly pension.
It’s just another reason to beg the question “Why is youth wasted on the young?”
It’s the Coast… no harm, no foul…