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I just wanna fuck someone that I actually have chemistry with. I just want one of the people who make me feel swoony to want to fuck me too. —Inept at Dating, Not Inept at Fucking

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  1. Your bitch is more of a desire than a bitch. OP if you’re a girl, I’ve been told that I can be very swoony. Just sayin’.

  2. Fucking when you’re high or drunk isn’t chemistry, it’s just raunchy fucking. Everyone can do that, it’s not special but I get why you think it is. Try actually connecting with someone. You know, caring for someone. Making someone else a priority, for a change. You selfish coke-fueled, lush. Oh, and remember to wear flats 😉

  3. People sometimes tell me that I am good looking. But 99% of the time it’s gay guys and the other 1% it’s my mom.

  4. And how do we know that you don’t have a festering STD in your naughty bits? Ew. Ew. Ew. You need a Kim Kartrashian blow-up doll, mate.

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