Metro Transit’s website says passengers are required to wear a shirt or top and footwear while traveling on Metro Transit vehicles. But, what that teenage girl was wearing on the #80 this morning was not clothing. It was barely enough cloth to cover her cottage cheese ass cheeks and on her front end it looked like she’s going to need some vegetable shortening and vise-grips later on to pull those shorts out of her camel toe. Please Metro Transit, add “no camel toe” to the list of rules for passengers. It’s disturbing this girl’s mother even lets her leave the house looking like that. —Elegant Lady
This article appears in May 26 – Jun 1, 2011.
OP, you had me up until “#80.”
You take the 80 ffs. What do you expect?
It would have be a picture of a (real? – no they wouldn’t get it) camel toe with a red circle and a line through it for the illiterati though.
mooseknuckle!!!
AHAHAHAHAHA Snubiz!
Mooseknuckles need to be banned too.
But hay, some people find cameltoes hot. Google “camel toe” (NSFW GUYS!) and see just how many porn sites come up.
Ooops, my bad, mel!
I really need to buy my ho tops in da tall sizes.
haha
Thank you PK, it’s very much appreciated 🙂
http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image…
First France outlaws burkas and headscarves and now this:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5H49A24cvck/SGwi…
You western Islamophobic bastards are just scared of brown people. >; )
My condolences OP.
In the words of a famous youtube-er … “Your skin should look like it’s sitting on a park bench, not like it’s trying to escape, like it’s running from the tsunami” & “You cannot wear Barbie and Ken’s clothes when you look like Ursula” He’s right.
Everyone can look good, IF they dress for their height, weight and shape. The end.
OMG, Ivan, that’s just about one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. Hilarious!
And I think it was Russell Peters who said that brown people are quickly starting to outnumber white people and there are more and more mixed couples out there. Pretty soon, brown people, white people will cease to exist. Everyone will just be beige! lol
>: ) Just don’t tell Donairious that; he likes to lord it over us.^^^
Mum…..it’s the word
damn it o.p., now i have to start going on that bus, and i don’t even like sackville or bedford. oh well, maybe she will migrate to a corner closer to me.
Let’s not forget the cottage cheese ass cheeks! Very well written, OP. I’m gagging!
For those that may be confused:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kQvP_4N8rbw/TF6l…
and I’m not sure how to refer to this one suffice it to say that it proves that men are just as guilty of committing this assault on the eyes…(gag)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6nKzdncXC08/Tb6z…
ok, I’m going to assume by the pace of this that clicking those links will have me fired by the end of the day…
SOOOOOO
OBLIGATORY NSFW ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I tried people… I tried.
at least this one’s safe…
http://www.nataliedee.com/042808/camel-ana…
She was showing her front bum on the bus?
Naw…their clean Z3, just they ain’t so pretty is all. Nothing “fired” worthy. Promise
Ha ha, the 80.
LOL Yorkke. I just finished reading a book called” Seal Team 6″ and the author’s 4 year old son coined the phrase “front bum” after being being caught nekkid in his kiddie pool with a neighborhood girl.
If airplanes can have vomit bags, why not buses?
“Ha ha, the 80.” ~Cranky
That’s why I loves ya, Cranky, you sexy sexy bastard! 😉
Slide your bus pass through her camel toe and see if you get change back.
Women are wearing next to nothing too… tights worn as pants with bulged out vaginas.
I’m just trying to picture a bulged out vagina, since it is located internally, but maybe I should stop. Bulged out vulva might be more anatomically achievable, though not necessarily publicly (as opposed to pubicly) welcome.