I get that when people are in love they like to express it in many ways, both verbally and physically. However; if you’re going to express it physically please do the respectful thing and CLOSE YOUR DAMN WINDOW! Everyone in Woodside does not need to hear the graphic dialogue and skin flapping that I heard when I was trying to take my clothes off of the line. You two had no decency or respect for your neighbours and I was so sick that I nearly threw up and had to go back inside. There are children that play outside near your window and I am very thankful that there weren’t any around at the time because the last thing we need around here are children going home asking their parents what certain things mean because they heard you screaming them out to each other in the heat of the moment. Remember, not only was your window open but the walls are thin and everything echos and you still have to face your neighbours afterward! —Sickened and scarred in Woodside…..
This article appears in Sep 19-25, 2013.
WHY CAN’T ANYONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!
We can’t have parents explaining sex and sexuality to their kids, because it’s too “icky”. With attitudes like this it’s no wonder that men and women grow up with insecurities about their bodies, distorted ideas about what constitutes normal and healthy bodies, and abnormal behaviours (anger, aggression, fear, anxiety) around sex and sexuality. We cannot expect to thrust our kids into adulthood without any preparation for the real world, and not expect them to have certain deficits.
A kid accidentally seeing a couple boning and then asking their parents about it might actually be a better learning experience than watching MTV for 12 years.
Oh no, not normal human behaviour! Much better for the children to witness a crack dealer stab a prostitute instead.
Almost threw up? My God what type of weenie are you? Really, words make you throw up. How the hell did you ever get through high school?
Gather your neighbours together and applaud them after they are finished.
applaud then hold up your score cards
SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!! Your so freakin lucky! You got to hear people having sex! I ain’t heard random sex from neighbour’s in months! ArrggggHhh! Good fucking thing I get layed a lot!
Would of masterbated to it till the cowz came home!
Jesus H Christ! the sad thing about it is, this fucking weany wouldn’t have bothered to write a Bitch if the neighbours were beating the shit out of each other.
Uh, you live in WOODSIDE, OB.
What do you expect? You live in a hole!
Now this Bitch was funny–i guess you could say it was funny with a capital ‘F’ 😀
@ SirMeowaLot: I totally agree….and I am also thinking Brawdove might wanna think about moving to the ‘W’ side, lol.
Annnd how do ya think those kids got there? Somebody had to make em!
fool
kid goes home afterwards… “Mommy, what’s a fuckme?”
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-3999-Oh-the…
“skin flapping” LOLOLOLOL!
It’s a trailer in woodside FFS, had you married well, or at all, you would be living in a better neighbourhood with a better class of people so you really have no one to blame but yourself (and perhaps the low-life you married). Live among dogs you need to get used to the barking.
Haha! Loved this bitch.. very entertaining.. but only because it makes the writer sound like a huge prude and wimp! If I want to have sex in my own house I’m not going to check the windows! Get over your self or get laid!
Yesss I would like to move to Woodside because of this! Any other neighbourhoods out there that get a lot of sex noise anyone know about? Specific apartment buildings? Yo, someone gimme info on this! Need good masturbation material!
Sooooo… sex is bad and children should not be aware of it’s existence? Oh no! Some people are physically expressing affection! Please make it stop for vague reasons I don’t understand but strictly adhere to….
Seriously op get over yourself. You had sex once too, remember? It may have been many, MANY summers ago but you can’t do that shit without opening a window. It’s humid, muggy and hot.
No landlord on earth is going to give tenants the business about sex. It’s the same weirdness making you uncomfortable about it that makes it impossible for landlords to give a sex-related noise warning.
Look lady (how did i know that?) It’s WOODSIDE… think about the thousands of people who are slinging sexist and racist slurs daily. Why not worry more about children hearing that shit?
No sex please we’re in Woodside.
Bitch is jealous she’s not getten’ shagged.
@Brawdove: I’ll keep my ears open for ya! Hope you’re having an entertaining Sunday;D
lol this is what living in low income neighborhoods is all about! I’ve heard my neighbors goin at it in every crappy area I’ve lived in
Um, I’m pretty sure that some of the 1% have vocal sex too.
I enjoy noisy sex. Sometimes the more noise you make the better it feels, we’re just animals after all! Anywho unless there was explicit filthy degrading talk along with the “flapping” gtf over it. Oh no! Now the children know sex is enjoyable and not a shameful act of duty! Boo hop, sounds like you could use a good flappin yourself.
Sounds like the same issue i used to have in my old building except that it was happening at odd hours like 2 am in the morning and keeping me up before I had to go to school and work. My suggestion is ignore like I used to do before I moved from the old building where I was living and that was happening or wear headphones with a white noise app on your phone. However that aside just get over it and stop being a prude for sex is natural, those two people could’ve been doing a lot worse than having sex.
If you all have to now where the person lived, it was in
KILLIAM APARTMENTS ON MAPLE HURST, SO GET OVER YOURSELVES, YOU WOULDNT WANT YOUR KIDS OUTSIDE AND LISTENING TO THAT AWFUL NOISE……
^^^ hahahahahahahaah oy vay!
Bonnie Bonnie Bonnie is there a real bee in your bonnet? Certainly ain’t no honey bee as the other couple were getting the honey and you got the noney …… sour grapes perhaps?
koda, what could possibly be awry in the life of someone who aces candy witch saga (wtf????) and watches days of our lives?
A must watch.
http://www.upworthy.com/its-heartbreaking-…