hey, you with the little shitty red golf. You park in the parking lot on seymour street at my building but you don’t live here. If you fucking park that close to my car again I am going to do damage! not only did you come within inches of my car but you did another. All because your fat lazy ass won’t walk three more spots… fuck you asshole. Some of us care about the things we own. Don’t be so fucking lazy..
This article appears in Jun 5-11, 2008.
have them towed. that would make me feel better! 🙂