Anywhere I go, beach, sunning area, walking the streets there is always a camel toe looking back at ya. And people get pissed at a guy (or girl) for checkin’ it out. There is always a dude with his pipes showing for the ladies (or other guys) to check out. What gives anyways? Who doesn’t like takin’ a peek at some cute honey’s “monkey” that is barely covered by a tiny strip of material? The ladies who are offering it up know they get looked at and they don’t care. The same goes for the dudes. If ya got it, show it…unless you don’t…cause then when you do it…it makes us all sick. ANYWAYS, do your starin’, take your pictures, have your wank or your rub. Live your life. Like the women and the guys who are wearing this shit are living their lives…broadcasting the size, color, meat content, shave job (or lack thereof) and everything else about their honey pot and pipes and glutes. —Checkin’ Them All Out
This article appears in Aug 30 – Sep 5, 2012.
It’s not the camel toes you have to worry about – it’s the fuzzy quohog clams drooling their collective trail while testing the seams of their short-shorts.
‘I’m the Queen of England,
I like to sing and dance,
If you don’t believe me,
I will punch you in the pants.’
(source: National Lampoon’s Foto Funnies circa 1974)
Didn’t we already deal with this like 3 weeks ago?
Jesus OB. Keep up, will ya?
Next!
A man that would go outside wearing sweats and/’a woman beater’ shirt that isn’t going near a gym(yoga class) is just too lazy to get dressed. The same can be said for women that wear those dreaded yoga pants, who aren’t going to attend a class…Too lazy to dress,no cash?
If you can’t afford to buy a pair of pants/jeans that fit, Sally Ann’s will(I’ve heard them say)give you a pair, if your that hard up. Or go to a church for help.If you do have money but you like looking whorish, live and let live…
now that’s a bitch i can really get behind. it is the old if you got it, flaunt it deal. prudes have no place in this world today.their outdated moral values are a shame and a fucking nuisense to the rest of the world. almost as bad as this bullshit relegion thing.
That’s the one thing about working in Burnside. You don’t see a whole lot of camel toe.
True Dat, Troodon. MooseKnuckle is the dominant species in the Burnside Hinterland Who’s Who.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXgquCjNMc4
>: (
Ivan – I’m disappointed you didn’t link to the old much cooler song 🙂 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AeIhM-kNDo
LMFAO – I was going to but I thought the references to “Beaver Lodges” might cause offence given the topic of the bitch >; )
I do prefer the original tune, as well.
Having worked in Burnside for a few years, I had my own LMFAO moment at your Burnside experiences 🙂 Beaver dams hey? hmmm….
Have you seen the price tags on those cameltoe yoga pants? Of course they will be worn in non-yoga enviros. The owners of yoga pants can’t afford to buy real pants for wear in public, so they have no choice but to wear their pub(L)ic pants everywhere they go. I privately refer to these pants as genital drawers. Even worse: those yoga pants that take a vacation in the wearer’s asscrack. Might as well be wearing paint. Ladies: show some class not your ASS!
PEOPLE SHOULD WEAR WHAT THEY WANT – END OF STORY. You don’t like it crank your ugly head on its axis an’ focus ya googly eyes elsewhere. What really PISSES me off is other people having an opinion about what other people SHOULD look like and wear. If a fat bitch wanna wear jeggings and a belly top – that’s her prerogative. Look in the fuckin mirror, you ain’t perfect ya beady-eyed bastard. You is a h8r an’ h8rs never prosper byitch.