When you open its unassuming brown wrapper, it looks like a cow patty, filled with oats, nuts, rice, a long list of vitamins and minerals… you take a bite expecting that health food taste, but OMG the teeth sink into ooey gooey goodness, the consistency of cookie doe chewy dates, crisp rice and nuts, sweet chocolate OMF I’m in love with you cliff bar you tasty muthafucka. —Happy Fat Chick
This article appears in Jun 11-17, 2015.
Cliff Bars are not “candy bars” they are energy bars with A lot of calories..