There is nothing worse to me than a bunch of idiots clapping, stomping or snapping along with the beat at a concert, drowning out the actual music. Get a frigging grip, stfu and let me enjoy the show! —You Look Like Mentally-Challenged Seals

This article appears in Jul 7-13, 2011.

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  3. could have been some ‘intimate evening with Plinky McQuietSongerson’.
    I do think that would be rather annoying…

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  5. Give me a break, your at a concert. Now eveyone sit down with your hand in your laps.

    If you can’t hang then stay home.

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  6. Hmmm. I tried to post a second one clarifying my hipster post but I guess it didn’t go properly.
    The snapping sounds like hipsters. The rest just sounds like a concert…

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  7. then why bother going if you’re not gonna get in the groove,o.p. to many people, this makes them pretend they are actually helping said music genre, but sometimes, it seems to be hindering it. it takes all kinds of people, to make one kind of idiot.

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  9. lol Yeah if I wanted to listen in silence I’d just plug in my headphones, when I go to shows I sing along and all that shit. Pretty sure no one likes performing to a quiet crowd. This sounds like an open mic or something. Personally I can’t stand when there’s music playing and there’s that one person who’s standing there stiff as a board not looking like they’re enjoying themselves. meh

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  10. ya man…
    they’re supposed to be bee-boppin to the mad, wicked, crazy scratchin skills of the DJ, yo.
    bouncing all around like fuckin Kris Kross wit’ their ass out and spitting mad, stupid, bombtastic rhymes…

    oh, I’m NEVER sarcastic TJ…
    *eye roll*

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  14. did you sorta call me Jay-zZz?
    that’s interesting…
    for reasons unbeknownst to you…

    daddy mac’ll make ya…. jump jump.

    ATM, just so glad Metallica is a go…
    DJ StreetBeatsFeetPackinHeatOnHisFlacidMeat can go fuck himself.

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  15. fyi, I’m pissed a the metro’s crossword today…
    24 across: Apple computer

    I’m betting it’s imac but a tablet is sort of a computer so it could be ipad…
    I only have the ‘i’ and the ‘a’ …. grr. stupid fucking naming conventions apple.
    Piece of shit Stevie… piece of shit.

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  16. lol exactly zZz! Or they should stay the fuck home with their boring selves. lol bombastic rhymes.. They wouldn’t wanna see me at a show. Then again the ones I go to you wouldn’t be able to hear a finger snap for a few days afterwards, let alone during the show. Some people just can’t handle living in society with other people. Many of those people write these bitches.

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  17. lol exactly zZz! Or they should stay the fuck home with their boring selves. lol bombastic rhymes.. They wouldn’t wanna see me at a show. Then again the ones I go to you wouldn’t be able to hear a finger snap for a few days afterwards, let alone during the show. Some people just can’t handle living in society with other people. Many of those people write these bitches.

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  19. Oh wow ha didn’t intentionally do the Jayz thing. It was just omg (oh em jeezy) heh.

    Imma venture a guess and say it’s iMac. Stevie’s swimming in his molten gold pool in a money bikini, so yeahhhh … all thanks to us losers who buy his stuffs.

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  21. Special-needs mentally challenged concert attendees again eh? Must be the Jazz festival.

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  22. oh seb… me thinks it’s gonna be a flame war for that one….
    where’s wheelie… we’re on code red.
    code molten, fuckin’ red.

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  23. Sebbie’s just an old stick in the mud. Geddit! Oooh! Eeee! Oooh Ah Ah. Giggity giggity goo!

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  24. “Special-needs mentally challenged concert attendees again eh”

    Nope. Just early birds prepping for the Pride Parade and the lame party at Garrison.

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