To the management of a certain cafe, please consider replacing your cashier with someone who doesn’t frighten the customers. I love your food, but lately I’ve frequented your establishment less and less due to your cashier’s rude and stressful behaviour.
I don’t mean to colossally inconvenience you with my request of a certain cinnamon bun, but I know exactly which one I want!
You have friendly staff, so pick the right person who will happily deal with customers.
You’re going to drown in the Bitches unless you start making some good business decisions. —Tired of This Sticky Situation
This article appears in Aug 2-8, 2012.
I vote that thecoast deletes this bitch, it is pretty obvious who the OP is talking about, and there is always 2 sides to every story.
It is? There’s lots of cafes in this burg. I know one downtown that has the Countess of Cuntberg, a relative of the owner, at cash – this gem has the demeanor of a demented mountain goat.
no idea where the op is talking about *countess of cuntberg* ftw
OMFGGGGGG TTFN I KNOW WHO YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT!
I went in last thursday and grabbed a wrap while waiting for the bus because my sugars felt a bit low and she was there showing some newbie how to use the cash… she didn’t even look at me for a good minute or so (which is a long time when you’re waiting at a cash register) and then finally got around to ringing my wrap in and then when I was done using the machine she ripped the receipt paper off and didn’t even pass it to me and kept on nattering to the poor schlep at the cash.
If I thought I could make it home without going into shock, I would’ve thrown the wrap at her face.
Dumbcunt.
The infuriating part of it all *is* the fact that it’s not like you could say anything because OH HAY she’s related to the owner who OH HAY is a huge dick, himself (which is probably why there’s ALWAYS someone new on cash).
One of their best employees bolted after many years of putting up with shit from that entire family – I was soooo happy for him, especially knowing he was going back to school. I got into a huge hissing fight with the Queen overcharging me and Boss Man Relative shut her the fuck up because I was a reg. BM is one hard fuck to work for according to the many staff I’ve talked to over the last 20+ years. Plus BM overspices his fucking soups, watering them down at times. Just sayin’.
Is this one of the 2 places that we considered hitting with a Bitch-Summit Flash Mob a couple of years back? If I were to conjure up a mental picture of John Houseman telling his students “You come in here with skulls full of mush…” would I have the name right?
i’m trying here but i got nuthin, my brain is mush
For those who give a shit – The Countess is mama, Queen Queefy is wifey.
Numbskulls?
THEN DON’T FUCKING GO BACK THERE,FOOL
Stop eating those cinnibons. They’re REALLY fattening, fat ass.
fat ass is better than fat head
Depends on WHICH head, GV.
The comments here pretty much cover it but you must ask yourself OP, “Is it worth a cinnamon bun to put with appalling customer service?” Angry customer service at that. All that sugary sweetness obviously doesn’t rub off.
make your own cinnabon, one of the internet recipe sites has a CLONE OF that nails it. really, do you want to live forever?