You are pigs. Slovenly, disgusting, fresh air wasting pigs.

It was likely the first time you ever went to a public park. The rule of public parks is to pick up after yourself, which, in simple English, means put your trash in the trash can.

I know you fucking pigs love to jam those bags of chips, fast-food and slurpees down your fat, ignorant faces, and all the power to you, but FUCK YOU for making the rest of us walk around your mess. I’m sure you’re lives are as shitty as the way you left that beach, which in some way makes me happy.

I just can’t believe people still have to be told to throw their garbage in the trash bins. What the fuck is wrong with you people? I fuckin’ hate you. —You’re trash and you know it

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  1. sickening.
    how can they not realize they’re fucking the place up for everyone?
    I mean, there ARE trash cans there… how many does there need to be before people get the hint that they shouldn’t be leaving their garbage all over the place???

    I’m just going to assume these were university students or younger…
    since anyone with half an adult-sized brain knows to clean up their crap.

  2. I see this at Birch Cove all fucking summer, despite the presence of ample trash cans. I’ve also seen, more times than I want to remember, douchebags who don’t quite understand that if you are going to piss in the woods – you go all the way into the woods before you let ‘er fly. Not just a step off the sidewalk into the unmown grass.
    “Ghetto Beach – far away in time,
    Ghetto Beach – far away in time”

  3. “I’m just going to assume these were university students or younger…
    since anyone with half an adult-sized brain knows to clean up their crap.”

    The BIGGEST line of BS I’ve ever heard…

  4. maybe I should have said “I’m going to assume this is university students or younger because it would make me sad to think that there are adults who would give such disregard for others as to blatantly pollute while out in public”

  5. Yeah I agree Logic, I’ve seen MANY messy adults in my days I tell you hwhat! Age doesn’t matter.

  6. What can you expect from fat people? Their only concern is how much food they can crush down their gullets.

  7. Nothing can be worse than the lowlife’s who come out the countyr “fishing” (while drinking ones face off !!!)

    Those assholes have the river banks covered in empties, old bait containers, balls of fishing line, plastic bags, busted cheap plastic deck style chairs… you name it & those PIGS will drag it out of their trash & bring it out to the country & scatter it all along the river banks & often in the water.

    I would love to see the fishery officers who I have observed checking licenses out here, actually say something about the almost knee deep pile of garbage they’re all standing in !

  8. Sorta makes you wish we had a few more Deliverance type good ole boys prowling the woods on the long weekends.

  9. why do people have to associate anything remotely recreational to consuming large quantities of crap/snacks; it’s like you go anywhere these days especially involving kids and it’s like where’s the snacks gotta have snacks for the love of god this will not be enjoyable w/o sugary/salty crap to stuff into ourselves and than toss on the ground; than let’s go home and join pollution probe or something (don’t forget the snacks) 🙂

  10. well technically Martym, you’re supposed to snack all day…
    rather than spike your insulin levels with huge meals infrequently… as I’m sure you’ve heard before. So that’s what’s the deal with snacks…
    though they’re supposed to be good for you, not salty, fatty, grease driven crap.

  11. Chocolate Lake is mostly white-trash. The University Students drive their cars out to Long Lake. They don’t leave as much trash but they do create a million and one different paths to get to the same spot.

  12. oh I agree z dude; as a matter of fact that’s mainly how I eat; grazing on mainly …. well mostly nutritious stuff but i know I’m in the minority

  13. !woot! for white trash
    never been to long lake yet…

    and double !woot! for grazing…
    how can you not want to eat like 6-7 meals a day.
    it feels like you’re always eating and never hungry but never full either.
    mmmmmmmmm tuna…..

  14. First off: it’s “your”. “You’re” is for “you are”. I learned this in third grade.

    Second, if you’re going to berate someone for what they like to eat, go ahead. But to do it because they left garbage around?

    I personally think those who leave their garbage around are just dirty, period. Raised by dirty people. I really don’t give a crap if they’re leaving potato chip bags and candy wrappers, or diet pop bottle around. They need a smack from their mama.

  15. First and foremost, we don’t have Slurpees in Halifax. If we did, this city would be far happier. Slushies are not Slurpees.

    Inconsiderate cock-knuckles happen any time of the year. Here’s a tip, if said cock-knuckles leave garbage everywhere, pick it up. In front of them. Yeah, it’s not your job, but hey, it’s a good way to get your message across. It has an additional effect of removing the offending garbage.

  16. “I’m just going to assume these were university students or younger…
    since anyone with half an adult-sized brain knows to clean up their crap.”

    Working at a major retailer, I can tell you this statement is full of it. If anyone lacks the decency to clean up after themselves, it’s the seniors with their feelings of entitlement.

  17. glad I could spark such controversy…
    really, I was just betting it being punks fucking with everyone’s good time.
    I do know there are filthy animals out there.
    If people don’t even bathe regularly and think they don’t stink out in public, I’m sure them being complete, fucking slobs isn’t a much farther reach.

  18. i think that people who eat copious amounts of snack foods are alot more prone to leave their shit around and their mammy would be more apt to smack them for drink’n her shine or eating her corn chips y’all 🙂

  19. a rule of thumb o.p., if you don’t like what you see, you can always fuck off, somewhere else.if i was one of these pigs as you call them, and you came up and started mouthing off to me about how and what i ate. well let’s just say that you would have a long vacation in hospital. mind your oen fucking -business.

  20. Never, Never expect anything less at Choclate Lake. Growing up, we spent a lot of time at Kearney Lake…not at the shitty little beach, but back by the Dam (I’m sure many know where I’m talking about). What we lugged in with us, came back out with us….empty chip bags, empty beer bottles/cans, whatever..if it was garbage, it left when we did. I wne tout there a couple of years ago…first time back in probably 20 years, and was shocked to see the state of it back there…fucking garbage everywhere, broken glass all over the rocks and in the water..what a fucking waste. Such a nice place to kick back and relax…spoiled by a bunch of inconsiderate fucks who live in the moment and don’t think about how their actions effect people down the road. What will happen one of these days is the city will start charging people to use the public beaches to offset the cost of cleaning up after the few filthy bastards that are too inconsiderate to clean up after themselves.

  21. Not that this is an excuse, but when I was there actually looking for a trash can close to the beach, I had to go all the way back to the parking lot to find one. The beach was disgusting with all the garbage there (both material and human), but this probably made the problem worse. And no public washrooms either, meaning I had to keep peeing in the freezing cold-ass lake! Water was great on a hot-ass day though.

    Anyone else swim to the other side and back? I almost did, but got scared when I couldn’t touch the bottom or feel my balls anymore.

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