The lifeguard on duty is NOT your private babysitting service. When I overheard you ask the lifeguard, “Could you watch my children while I go up to the convenience store for a pack?” took me for a shock. First, the lifeguard’s job is to watch the people in/near the water to ensure no one drowns, not to watch your children while you run up for a pack of smokes to curb your nicotine cravings. Second, why would you leave your children in the care of a complete stranger? When the lifeguard said they could not do that, your rant of “My taxes pay your minimum wage job” doesn’t exactly help the situation. You then had the nerve to ask me to watch your kids. First of all, I don’t like kids. Second of all, I don’t like smokers. So a double no to you. So watching you pack up your stuff in a huff and your kids (who started crying because they didn’t want to leave) just so you could get you fix was pathetic. I nominate you HRM’s Worst Mom of the Year. —Clean Air and Sunshine
This article appears in Jul 7-13, 2011.


I second that emotion. I’m not a smoker-basher, but there’s just something about cigarettes at the beach that’s so unwholesome.
Oh isn’t that lovely
At least she asked. I used to work as a lifeguard at the beach and would see toddlers being babysat by their 7-year-old siblings.
I’m surprised she asked too, nothanks and didn’t just leave her kids there and fucked off to the store.
She’d be the first one to cry “WHY ME???” when someone snatched one of her kids too.
PS: her TAXES pay the LG’s min wage? LOL since when did welfare mommies pay taxes?
*shakesheadandcackles*
not in response to the bitch but we go to the beach to get away from it all. we walk for miles to get away from the lifeguards, loud crowds. are you lonesome? can you not swim? why do you plunk your towel right next to us, when there is miles of empty sand? i’m curious because i think it may be a world wide thingy
That woman deserves to be slapped. What a twat.
Yup and the reason to go to the store is irrelevant. You should have responded “Yes, I am paid by the taxpayer to protect everybody on this beach, not to be a private babysitter”.
Now if this twat went to the store, leaving her precious at the beach and the kid got snatched, she’d be the first one trying to sue the city for negligence.
And this will be that useless twat’s legacy:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-20…
WOW…Worst mother award for sure!!! She should have her kids taken away by children’s services because if she easily does something horrible then like that what else is she doing?!?!
I think ALL public places where children play should be smoke-free anyway!! I hate when I have my children out and someone lights up around them…I’m sorry, I chose to NOT subject me and my children to the thousands of cancerous toxins…why do think you have the right to subject my kids to it?
There should be designated smoking areas…FAR away from the general public.
TTFN small wonder the economy in the UK is going down the shitter. In order to reduce the costs associated with scroungers claiming benefits the UK government is printing all forms in English.
I bet the mare in your post is a gypsy, as in My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding – watch the show it’s trash at it’s finest.
It’s very much at home, PP – case in point – Hub-Unit’s niece has had 3 kids by 3 different fathers and is raking enough in to support her booze, smokes, drugs and VLT habits. Meanwhile, millions of people have to work their arses off simply to stay afloat while paying taxes to support these leeches. Welfare should go to the truly deserving, not these twatflaps who pop out kids like Mcdonald’s vomits out shitty food.
Drug test people on welfare and punish welfare users for having more children. I work for a living so I have earned the right to get drunk and stoned. Stop rewarding girls who can’t keep their pussy flaps closed for a day!
yeah but o.p., she was entitled.
sodeypop – can’t lay (pardon the pun) all the blame on the women, it still takes 2 to procreate. They should look at men who have several children by different women, who don’t work, and or refuse to pay child support, and sterilise them permanently.
OP, was she asking for a “pack of smokes” or a “line of coke”? Sounds like she’s the White (or maybe another color) Trash Mom of the Year. She probably stumbled down from Spryfield.
http://bit.ly/oQyPkS – Call bylaw enforcement next time!
Pork Pie, unless a woman is raped, she controls what gets to enter or not and how it enters and the protective covering. As been said by women loud and clear, “It’s my body and I can do what I like”.
I’m beginning to think these “extreme chav” types are put up by the Rupert Murdochs of the world to get a rise out of readers and viewers – this is the sort of shit you use to see in the National Enquirer as a human-interest story. Now the tabloids hold these people up to scrutiny like they’re Hitler.
Look, I hate to see this level of personal irresponsibility and feel a little jealous because some dropout’s got their entitlements before I had a chance to even apply, but for every one of these there are ten decent families who would do for themselves if Dad or Mum could only find the work and make a decent wage. We demean the work or revenue of sex trade workers, but turn around and pay this cunt for staying on her back through our taxes.
David Cameron’s going to have find a way to reverse Britain’s money woes without tipping these people out to find work and/or to incite violence. He’s going to have to create incentives for a lot of them to go back to school or start small businesses to start a proper economic comeback. Maybe it’s too late.