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Hey chocolate… Yeah you, good ol pal. You’re making me fat. I wish I could resist you but I can’t. I just fucking can’t. You’re so goddamn delicious I want to plop all 200 pounds of you on my bed and cuddle with you and eat you all night. C’mere you. I’ll hate you in the morning.—mmmm
This article appears in Apr 8-14, 2010.
17 Comments
i recently ate 600g of mini eggs in like an hour; kinda felt shitty after 🙂
Makes me want to dip myself in chocolate = )
My dog just ate about half a kilo of chocolate eggs….can’t wait for him to poop out the foils.
The theobromine in chocolate is poisonous to dogs and humans. But like all poisons it’s all about dose. A big dog can eat more chocolate and be OK. Humans are bigger and metabolize it quicker so we’re usually fine.
Walmart had all Easter candy on sale for 50% or more. You should have seen the chubbies loading up. Like a stampede of slow moving rhinos.
My dog is actually a foolish 6-month old pup…but he’s big (34kg/75lbs) and was able to get up to the place where the chocolate was stored.
My mom, on the other hand, was a 20lbs dauschund who ate one kilo of chocolate and was taken to the vet to get her stomach pumped, etc.
It also dedpends on the purity of the chocolate. The mini egg stuff is more chocolate-flavoured than chocolate…
Lol, my “mom was a 20lbs dauschund”
*has
(meybe time fo mo coffee)
Quite true Gidget. I suspect Three’s pooch will have more discomfort over passing foil through their sphincters than from the minieggs.
chocolate is just a substitute for sex.
Get some, and you won’t crave chocolate!
I am on a self imposed chocolate fast and it is not going so well.
Replace Chocolate with Matthew Luthor….
I’m like a chocoholic, only for booze instead.
Well, Sonofabitchova liked the troll’s post if nobody else did.
the boy and me laugh at the trolls…there be robins in the yard mr. ivan, but me heart belongs to the corbies
Mine too Paingirl. I know that if I was to have a stroke under the trees on a sunday morning they’d swoop down and peck out my glims in a heartbeat and ,as long as I was dead, they’d be welcome to ’em.
ummmmm, chocolate, (in best homer simpson drool).