To the guy in the chicken suit who stands outside the Oasis and gives out free handshakes. First of all, good grip. Not too firm but not a dead fish either. Secondly, you are under appreciated my friend. Keep it up and don’t let the eye rollers get to you. Its not you its them!
Someday I will get my Peter Griffin suit on and come pick a fight with you that goes on for a comically long time.
—Family Guy
This article appears in Dec 3-9, 2009.


I would pay to see that fight. Please make it happen!
And then You tube it.
Inside information has told me that this “Chicken Suit Guy” isn’t always a guy. Sometimes it’s a chick.
And if you’ve ever seen this woman, trust me, she looks much better with the chicken suit covering her face and body.
OMFG, I would pay good money to see a live action version of a Family Guy chicken fight! They’re my ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE bits…
I’d fly back for that fight good lord i laughed at that !!!!!! Part of my plain just stupid things to watch – if i miss it – someone youtube it haha !!!!!!