To the guy in the chicken suit who stands outside the Oasis and gives out free handshakes. First of all, good grip. Not too firm but not a dead fish either. Secondly, you are under appreciated my friend. Keep it up and don’t let the eye rollers get to you. Its not you its them!

Someday I will get my Peter Griffin suit on and come pick a fight with you that goes on for a comically long time.

—Family Guy

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  1. Inside information has told me that this “Chicken Suit Guy” isn’t always a guy. Sometimes it’s a chick.

    And if you’ve ever seen this woman, trust me, she looks much better with the chicken suit covering her face and body.

  2. OMFG, I would pay good money to see a live action version of a Family Guy chicken fight! They’re my ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE bits…

  3. I’d fly back for that fight good lord i laughed at that !!!!!! Part of my plain just stupid things to watch – if i miss it – someone youtube it haha !!!!!!

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