G.I. Joe! Your not-so-subtle glances have, on occasion, made my day.
Thanks for the hours of endless amusement (both with & at you!) you’ve afforded my co-workers and I! As you prepare to depart Scotia Square and take up being a Real (Canadian) Hero elsewhere, know that you will be missed.
Please tell Googles that while his interest in me was flattering I fear he has a wandering eye, and things never could have worked out between us! —Red
This article appears in Jun 10-16, 2010.


That’s a real man for ya! My eyes always be wandering… doo doo doo DOOOOO, HELLLOOOOOO!
Just because you’re not eating, it doesn’t mean you can’t look at the menu. Settle for a glass of water or a free loaf of bread or something.