Attention all cell phone whores: Can you just put the thing down for the duration of a car journey???
Nine times out of ten, whenever i see someone near miss our car on a turn or nearly run a red, it is because they are on their fucking cell phones!!!!!!!
(Note to government – WAKE UP! Put a ban on it like most of the other countries in the world.)
A few of my mates were in car accidents and rear ended by these cell phone blabbing knob-heads who feel the need to talk at every single moment of the day!
It really,really fucks me off.
You are driving a potential killing machine and yet you feel it necessary to laugh and chat to your best bud about the salad dressing you ate last night or how your best friends-cousins-baby has measels.
Is it life and death??? No…but it will be if you don’t switch the fucking phone off.
This article appears in Jul 10-16, 2008.


Note to OP: WAKE UP! The govt banned them this past April 1st.
What does “it fucks me off” mean???
“fucks me off” and “summat” are slang for “not from ‘ere, don’t rightly know the laws – oh, so, it is illegal then? Righty-o.”.
lmao Qwerty, maybe the guy just jerks off? I dunno