Attention all cell phone whores: Can you just put the thing down for the duration of a car journey???

Nine times out of ten, whenever i see someone near miss our car on a turn or nearly run a red, it is because they are on their fucking cell phones!!!!!!!

(Note to government – WAKE UP! Put a ban on it like most of the other countries in the world.)

A few of my mates were in car accidents and rear ended by these cell phone blabbing knob-heads who feel the need to talk at every single moment of the day!

It really,really fucks me off.

You are driving a potential killing machine and yet you feel it necessary to laugh and chat to your best bud about the salad dressing you ate last night or how your best friends-cousins-baby has measels.

Is it life and death??? No…but it will be if you don’t switch the fucking phone off.

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  1. “fucks me off” and “summat” are slang for “not from ‘ere, don’t rightly know the laws – oh, so, it is illegal then? Righty-o.”.

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