This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
Cell Phone Shitheads
Those fucking specialized rings drive me nuts – especially when you have three or four of them going off in an crowded elevator or bus – if I hear the ‘Sex in the City’ theme song one more time, someone’s lung is going to get pulled through their fucking
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for those who think there’s nothing wrong with talking on their cell while driving, you should have the thing shoved down your throat! I don’t care if you’re distracted and wreck your car, I’m worried about you endangering the dozens of innocent people you regularly put in jeopardy…fuck off and drive will ya!As for the ringtones, kudos to people for having a personality! I enjoy funky ringtones, infact I bought a data cable enabling me to create any ringtone I want and its great. Maybe my next ring will be me laughing at you because I don’t care if you don’t like my ring
ringtones, with all the suffering happening in the world this is what you bitch about, get over it, zen, block it outboth of you, wishing harm on people who talk on their phones while driving is disgusting, negative vibrations will not solve negative vibrations
I hear ya, those fucking ring tones drive me bloody bananas. Get a life and give up with the cells phone volumes jacked up to the ceiling. There is more to life than being attached to a phone. Oh and pay attention to the road fuckers I am tired of being rear ended!!!!!
Saw another one this morning. She just about nailed me on the Rotary. Then she sped away without so much as a glance when I laid on the horn.Then I heard a report on the Q about some woman being sighted painting her god-damn-fucking fingernails while driving. What is wrong with people? Maybe they don’t value their own lives but they should stay fucking alert for the rest of the world.