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Thank you so much to the girl who found my cell and the Tim Horton’s people that kept it there. The girl left a funny message on my home phone letting me know you found my cell at Tim’s in SMU, and got them to hold it. You saved me so much money and hassle. I am so thankful
—the forgetful gal
This article appears in Nov 19-25, 2009.
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this is not a bitch… blowing it.
what the hell? there’s a stupid love section for this crap…..
you didn’t even swear!
epic fail.
Way to lose your cellphone dumbass.
That girl sucks.
I would have held it for ransom.
Let me try re-writing this post, LTWWB-style…
“CELL PHONE NIGHTMARE
What the crap?! I lost my goddamn cell phone today, and I was losing my mind trying to remember where it was before some douchebag who found it decided to call me but tried to be all funny, as if losing your fucking phone is something to joke about. Thanks, ass.
Anyway, they couldn’t even wait for me to get there. Instead, they pawned my phone off on some overworked Timmy’s cashier who might have spilled coffee on it, or let someone steal it while they had their back turned slinging cream cheese.
I got my phone back in the end, but I missed 5 calls and 3 texts. I HATE MY LIFE!! FUCK EVERYONE.”
There…that’s better. 🙂
dogmas version… much more colourful!!!