This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
Cell Phone + Inattention = Asshole Drivers
That’s fucking it. I’ve had it with you dumb twats who blab on their cells while driving. I don’t know how many times I’ve been nearly smashed into because of these inattentive, moronic drivers. Listen up, shitheads, you can’t drive a 2000 pound plu
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it ain’t the cellphone buddy! People simply cannot drive, and are too wrapped up in their own pilthy lives to notice anything going on around them. But mostly people can’t drive.
Most cell conversations probably could wait. BUT… say you’re getting a call from a client or a colleague while you’re en route to a meeting or something pressing? Are you going to pull over? Am I going to stop on the side of the highway to take the call? Of course not; I’m going to keep driving. And where are the stats on cell-phone related accidents resulting in death to which you seem to refer? As far as I know, they’re either non-existent or minimal. If you want to direct your rage at something, I’d suggest drinking and driving. It’s a far better target.