Hey, if I see someone talking on a cell phone while driving I think, fuck, what a schmuck, but there isn’t a whole lot I can do about it because you can’t always see a license plate and really, who could be bothered to report every time they see someone on a cell phone while driving… Except you happened to be driving a Canada Post van on Herring cove road and were turning down Old Sambro Road while yapping on your cell phone. So, there IS something I can do about it. Guess what? —Cranky
This article appears in Mar 24-30, 2011.


Thanks for the upcoming 3 month strike when management tries to discipline him. Thanks shitloads Cranky >; )
Ha ha, no prob!
It’s the entitled-monster SUV driving-see you at pilates class women I see constantly that I want pulled over and ticketed while us riffraff look on.
Oh, OK, monster hybrid SUV. They’re doing their part.
yeah o.p., in a perfect world, this shit is obeyed, but we do NOT live in a perfect world. and we have to test the system, every fucking day.
Snubiz, I always laugh at those morons who buy hybrid SUVs. Fucking hypocrites, if they really cared about the environment they wouldn’t be buying an SUV. So they go from 6 to 6.5 MPG, give them a medal! Plus WTF do those pilates idiots need an SUV for? Last time I checked, their mats would easily fit in a 1992 Ford Fiesta, hell even a smart car could transport those.
I’m morally opposed to hybrids in general.
Don’t be hating on the hybrids. In summer I can go forever on a tank of gas … can’t do that with the awd. However, hybids do cost a lot to make and battery disposal is a chore as well. So … I dunno. It wasn’t my choice to own one but they’re not that bad … I guess. *in PK style SHRUG*
The cops should be milking that cash cow for all it’s worth. Mooooooooooo. While they’re at it, roll a fat person down the street to smooth out the bumps in the road.
Lol
Seb, you funny.
fucking rat!
Al – or they could walk! That’ll be the day!