To the woman in the blue dress by the Windsor St/Allan St construction on Friday afternoon: You wanted to jaywalk to avoid the closed sidewalk and I didn’t stop for you. I figured since there was only one car behind me and we were pulling up to a STOP SIGN you might not mind waiting FIFTEEN MORE SECONDS to cross. You didn’t need to yell “thank you” sarcastically, nor did you have to keep muttering at my car as you walked by afterwards. Keep your snotty mouth shut and obey traffic laws. —Red Car Rager

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  1. Koda do you know a Monica from that area or something? Curious as to how you came up with your response, pretty random.

  2. I’d say her 15 mins of fame were over about 10 years ago….who still makes reference to Monica Lewinsky these days?!….well besides Koda?

  3. The sad thing is if that happened nowadays, Monica Lewinsky would have her own reality show right now. I miss the good ole days when hoes were treated like hoes, not celebrities.

  4. She did have her own reality show. It was where these guys wore masks and were rated by women based on their personality. After a couple of dates, he took the mask off and she got to see how homely he was. This is going back ten years or so. Anyway, she was the emcee and the caption was “Things are about to get ugly.”

  5. This bitch is unclear. You were pulling up to a stop sign? Was she crossing the intersection? If so, then you’re in the wrong.

    Regardless, it takes way less time to make up any given amount of lost time (15 seconds or whatever) in a car than it does on foot. So maybe you should be more patient in your death machine, fucktard.

  6. canned…. no.
    there was a stop sign in the distance and they were slowing but not about to full stop on the street for a jaywalker that couldn’t wait 15 more seconds for the coast to actually be clear.
    I wasn’t there but it seemed clear as a bell to me.
    the word ‘jaywalk’ made it plenty clear.

  7. Every time I hear the words BLUE and DRESS together …… Monica cums to mind ….. and yes, it was from the GAP ….. I am not THAT old ….. but it is still hilary, I mean, it is still hilarious!

  8. be it bikes, cars, or peds. where the fuck do you think the others will go? we do not have those magic floating cars or wlaks in the air just yet. maybe the jetsons do, but we don’t. you fucking people have to learn to give and take,not be all one sided.

  9. Just because someone accuses another of jaywalking (or anything else for that matter) doesn’t mean it actually happened. OB said they were rolling into the stop sign, so the pedestrian may have been further down, either at the stop sign (at the intersection, to which OB was still rolling) or further down the road (not at the intersection). It’s not clear which. And it wouldn’t surprise me if it was the former and the pedestrian had the right of way. You’d be surprised at the number of motorists in Halifax who aren’t aware of the fact that pedestrians have right of way at all intersections, not just those with stop signs and cross walks.

  10. if we can’t take the bitcher at their word… or word choices thereof,
    then what exactly is the point here?

    “I’m bitching because a bear went scratching through my trash”
    “a bear, you should call police and animal control”
    “well no, I didn’t mean bear… it was more like a cat”
    “uh ok, then you should still call animal control”
    “well no, I didn’t mean my garbage… I actually meant its litterbox”
    ?
    IMO, they painted a plenty clear enough picture here.

  11. Uh, that made no sense.

    Anyway, the description of events is perfectly fine. But it could very well be the case that the motorist misinterpreted crossing an intersection as jay walking when in fact the pedestrian had the right of way to cross the intersection, considered in NS (or at least HRM) to be unmarked cross walks.

    I’m guessing OB is a dolt, not a pathological liar. Even if my interpretation is wrong, cars move much faster than walkers, so drivers have less to lose over a 15 second delay. So he/she can fuck off.

  12. I guess we agree to disagree.
    and that made perfect sense… by the way.

    you think they aren’t jaywalking despite the only person who was there actually telling you outright that they were. If you’re going to contest every fact thinking they are trying to mislead you then we won’t get anywhere.

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