To the bottom-dwelling moron who, at 8:30 in the evening on Sat, April 30, thought it sporting to take a run at a cat with your blue minivan (handicap plate). You succeeded. The cat died almost instantly. We can only hope that when the shoe is on the other foot that your violent death takes much longer. —Neighbourhood Pet Loving Family

Join the Conversation

9 Comments

  1. Maybe they swerved trying to aviod it.
    House cat running = 13m/sec, curb to middle of lane 2m = <1/6 sec to react, ain't goin to happen

  2. did you get a number and call the cops . the next bitch apparentely didn’t either. so you are just as bad as them too.

  3. Likely one of those psycho minivan driving soccer moms who are pissed off they just discovered their husband likes cock.

  4. Someone needs to get the plate number. Killing cats on purpose is against the law and a stiff fine would suit this killer in my opinion.

  5. Could the writer of this piece please contact me? I am pretty sure that this was my friend’s cat, and I would like to get more information about what happened. Thanks!
    ma.k@eastlink.ca

Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *