The same cliques still exist. The cool carrots live it up, make the money, get laid, are liked by many. The poor picka-dots have to suffer, live boring lives and get action by few sexual partners because not many like them. Will there ever be a world where everyone is equal? Where there are no carrots and no picka-dots? Doesn’t seem hopeful. -Observer
This article appears in May 1-7, 2014.
Didn’t Dr. Seuss already cover this issue?
I eat carrots and wear “picka” dots 🙂
OB , you need to read the article in the news on rub clubs Give you some ideas on how to easily increase the amount of partners you have sexual relations with ~;)
….just one question though, when did you come up with the idea that quantity of sex partners makes up for quality of your sex partner ?
Carrots? Pick A Dot? You obviously failed Metaphors 101.
Learn this: you are responsible for your own success or failure. Get over it, OP, and step out of the confines of your postage-stamp sized world.
Carrot and Dot stew – mmmmmmmmmm. Got the carrots, now time to open the bag of raisins.
You want equality? We tried that with Herr Socialist Dexter and look at the SHITPILE he left.
You can always have a wank, a quote from Gandhi.
Well I guess you can try North Korea. Everyone there is supposed to be treated all equally. Plus they used to have nifty haircuts.
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.6080021031…
http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.6080071411…
Now for equality’s sake everyone has to get this:
http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/1…
This was what the occupy movement was all about, damn those 1% carrots!!! I’m not sure, but i think they are still there in front of wall st. waiting for the 1% to give us all that wealth back… and that should be your answer!!!
Not in our lifetime 😛
op, that wouldn’t make everyone equal, that would make everyone the SAME.
are you asking for mercy fucks for all?
Orwell’s statement of ‘some pigs are more equal than others’ pretty much covers the history of mankind and our interactions with one another. True equality will always be a myth as long as greed exists.
Carrots and pickadots?? Wtf . How much acid did you take before posting this OP?
TTF can’t use the word pigs in any statements or it’s Fatwah time for you.
Is picka-dots related to polka-dots by any chance?
Nothing is more unattractive than someone who is insecure and has a victim mentality. Cool carrots? Picka-dots? Please never say that again. People will think you’ve gone full retard. Your reality is based on your own perception – so look in a mirror and ask yourself would you fuck you? I suggest you find ways to make yourself more physically attractive. Find an alpha dog you’d like to emulate and mirror what he does, how he dresses, how he gets women. Shave the fuzz off your face. Go to a good hairstylist and get a GQ haircut. Buy some new clothes. If you wanna date 10’s and not 2’s then you need to make yourself a 10 as well or else make a lot of money! Play the numbers game. Approach many women and odds are at least 1 in a hundred will say yes. There’s nothing wrong with being an introvert, but if you stay at home all weekend like a hermit – you’ll shut yourself off to a lot of opportunities to score. You don’t wanna be a “picka-dot” forever.