To the cocksucker that smashed my passenger window, and broke into my car in my apartment parkade: I hope you are enjoying my GPS charger, and the keys that you have no idea what they’re for. Oh, and the big gouge you left in my paint. I am unemployed and can’t even pay my rent right now. Your stunt really made my day. —Anon
This article appears in Jun 17-23, 2010.


I’m sorry to hear it, OP. I hope you will find some assistance to pay for your rent so you won’t have to live in your car with a missing window.
Insurance? Why label the vandal a cocksucker? Plenty good cocksuckers are upstanding citizens, IMO.
anything to buy crack o.p., anything at all. little slimey punk bastards.
any security camers?
LIFE SUCKS had an idea the other day, maybe a solution fitting for this. Connect a cord with wires exposed to the frame of your car. Touch….ZAP. Talk about a taser!@
This sucks, the same thing happened to me but they actually took a hundred dollar gps unit. Insurance is no good for a $200 window and $100 gps if you have a $500 deductable. I feel your pain OB.
dude, that sucks… what kind of car? what area were you parked in?
I wonder if these are related somehow?
@ zZz It’s a 2007 Toyota Corolla. It was parked in the parkade of my apartment building near downtown Halifax.
and Sebastian, I like your idea…ALOT. 🙂
wow… that’s not cool… man there are a plethora of carolla’s downtown…
mine used to be one of them.
never had issues.
I just have heard (and experienced) that civics tend to get the target on them for thieves ’round these parts.
was wondering if this was the case, but now I’m a little perturbed.
You can also grab that stuff Willis uses in ‘the Jackal’, just don’t forget you applied it….
That’s weird, someone broke into my car a few months back and stole my gps charger and not my gps. What the fuck?