To the cocksucker that smashed my passenger window, and broke into my car in my apartment parkade: I hope you are enjoying my GPS charger, and the keys that you have no idea what they’re for. Oh, and the big gouge you left in my paint. I am unemployed and can’t even pay my rent right now. Your stunt really made my day. —Anon

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  1. I’m sorry to hear it, OP. I hope you will find some assistance to pay for your rent so you won’t have to live in your car with a missing window.

  2. Insurance? Why label the vandal a cocksucker? Plenty good cocksuckers are upstanding citizens, IMO.

  3. LIFE SUCKS had an idea the other day, maybe a solution fitting for this. Connect a cord with wires exposed to the frame of your car. Touch….ZAP. Talk about a taser!@

  4. This sucks, the same thing happened to me but they actually took a hundred dollar gps unit. Insurance is no good for a $200 window and $100 gps if you have a $500 deductable. I feel your pain OB.

  5. dude, that sucks… what kind of car? what area were you parked in?
    I wonder if these are related somehow?

  6. @ zZz It’s a 2007 Toyota Corolla. It was parked in the parkade of my apartment building near downtown Halifax.
    and Sebastian, I like your idea…ALOT. 🙂

  7. wow… that’s not cool… man there are a plethora of carolla’s downtown…
    mine used to be one of them.
    never had issues.

    I just have heard (and experienced) that civics tend to get the target on them for thieves ’round these parts.
    was wondering if this was the case, but now I’m a little perturbed.

    You can also grab that stuff Willis uses in ‘the Jackal’, just don’t forget you applied it….

  8. That’s weird, someone broke into my car a few months back and stole my gps charger and not my gps. What the fuck?

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