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To the jerk(s) who broke into my silver Cavalier on Saturday night: Please return the shit you know you can’t use or isn’t of value to you. Just call it into lost and found. Pretend it never happened. No big deal. You stole my wallet with zero cash and no credit cards or cards of use to you unless you get off on gaining American Eagle points or want to get 10 percent off at Suzy Shier. You stole my dirty work clothes and work shoes. Can’t imagine you want those. You also took my day-planner. Sweet. Now you know when my lab report is due and when I have class on Mondays. Woooop. You know you didn’t get away with nothing. You know what you can sell. So please compromise with me and return my purse. It’s the least you can do at this point. —Girl Who Has to Work Tomorrow and Needs her Work Shit
This article appears in Jan 28 – Feb 3, 2016.


So you left your purse in your car? And presumably where a potential thief could see it through the window. The thief had no way to know there was nothing of value in it.
Consider it your stupid tax.
The blame lies with you, bitcher. You left your purse in the car. Learn some street smarts ’cause most people will just roll their eyes when you tell them this sad tale.
What the hell were you thinking leaving anything in your car that you knew you needed. Thats just stupid to do.
Ya ya we all under stand the reality here; lots of anger to the victim.
How about some anger towards the dirtbags that felt they had a need to take things that did not belong to them. How about some public shaming of the asshole on the other end who is willing to buy stolen stuff.
Because its been all over the news and notices got put on cars to not leave shit out in the open for these dirt bags to see in your car…common sense people. How hard is it to hide this stuff rather than take the risk. They prob made money off the stuff stolen.
With a thriving crack community around your corner, you chose…
Kids: leave the door open so they don’t smash windows to get in. Take your valuables with you including guitars, the coins in your cup holders and your purses.
Does this even work? I am thinking “No”.
I’m afraid I have little sympathy for you.
What’d they get anyway….you know, that they can sell?
Was it drugs?
I’m afraid I have little sympathy for you.
Just so I’m up to date, did we ever even make the attempt to teach people “Don’t Rob”, or did we just head straight to “Don’t Get Robbed”?