And I ask you Canadian Tire, who the fuck wants to buy an empty propane tank? Sure, maybe I should have realized that it would be extremely stupid to store propane tanks inside but thats why I asked a fucking sales person. This was of course after I waited about 10 fucking minutes for even an acknowledgment that I was standing two fucking feet away from him and boring my stare into his fucking gel plastered skull. Perhaps maybe, you should think about hiring someone with half of a fucking clue instead of a shitload of teenagers that spend more fucking time running around the place and fucking giggling then they do learning about the fucking products that they fucking sell. Why the fuck would I want to buy a brand new BBQ AND an empty fucking propane tank? Ohh so I can just take it somewhere else and pay MORE money to exchange it with a full one. Yes, I understand that buying a full one is more expensive then an empty one and when you exchange one it costs you less… BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO FUCKING PAY! JESUS CHRIST! And what really grinds me is that I asked. Isn’t this a little light? Are you sure there is propane in it? And the fucker told me yes. And the checkout girl never said anything like you do realize that this tank is empty right? Jesus christ, what do you have to do to get actual fucking service in stores now? Hell, why can’t they spend a couple of fucking dollars and just slap an empty sign up somewhere. It’s fucking bullshit. And don’t get me wrong, I have had some excellent service from young people, like ProSkateboards, I got a pair of shoes from some guy that was wonderful and clearly loved his job. You are telling me that you couldn’t find someone that has half a fucking clue about camping and bbqs to work in your fucking seasonal section? Give me a fucking break. Actually don’t fucking bother. You can take you fucking sales team with the average age of six-fucking-teen Quinpool Canadian Tire and stick it up your mother fucking ass because I won’t be gracing your fucking doors and dropping four fucking hundred dollars in your fucking store again. You fucking idiots.
This article appears in Jul 3-9, 2008.
This post needs more fuck in it….FUCKITTY FUCK FUCK!KK lame humor aside…couldn’t you just return it and get a full one?PS. It’s half your fault for believing them when really you had a suspicion that it was an empty tank. Not that it excuses their lack of effort, but you did think the tank was pretty light and all.
The average age at the Spry Canadian Tire is about 65, and they’re just as fucking stupid.
Now that this has been started, I go to check out some tires at various Canadian tire stores. I get a price for all seasons on sale at $70 a pop.. Great.. after taxes and fees they come up to $490. now 70 x 4 to me is 280, they charge $3 per tire environmental fee, that comes to 292, add say $75 labour, 367, add 13% tax to that, $415, how the fuck did they come up with 490 I have no idea. I started questioning, and all of a sudden all these additional service that were added (extended warranty, hole repair, some additional stuff i never heard of was added without any consultation). A couple of other places tried to sell me tired that were like $80 and after taxes and labour for some reason adds up to over $500!.. what is wrong with this city?!!! What are you doing to the tires, changing them or having sex with them?!
Yes douchebag – it’s this cities fault that tires are expensive. Fawk.
Coyotex… You said yourself just last week that businesses make their most money from stupid people…I am pretty sure the Canadian Tire guy jacked your prices to $490 when he was able to tell in an instant just how much of a moron you really are…
Indeed.. Halifax Suck!!