To the ugly pirate hooker of a driver that nearly drove into the side of me Wednesday morning on Joseph Howe drive/Dutch Village Road:
I hope you can sleep well at night knowing you almost killed me and my unborn baby so you could get two seconds ahead of the driver in your lane that slowed down. You need to look when you do a lane change (the rules do apply to you as well my dear) I laid on my horn and slammed on my breaks, but you kept going and cut me and the other drivers off. Guess you were late for dinner at your mama’s!
I was going to chase you down and get your license plate, but then what would you have done to me then?
Anyone else see this happen and get this guys’ license plate?
I know karma will take its course and someone will t-bone your ugly ass pink-white sedan. If not…I’ll be seeing you on Canada’s worse driver next season!—A
This article appears in Apr 15-21, 2010.
i guess you haven’t met up with demolition derby old lady yet. this is one chick, who never should have been issued a license in the first place. and if you think i kid, go to the clayton park sobeys on end of month check day. she will be driving her big old 85-6 chev, and the back door is still dented in, the car is blue over blue.
What’s a pirate hooker?
My biggest pet peeve is the drivers who hang in the left lane to scoot ahead of everybody and then try to change lanes at the last second (heading to MacKay Bridge from Windsor St Exchange is the worst place for this). I intentionally block these fuckers out if I can.
Bro, “smelly pirate whore” was part of an exchange between Ron and Veronica in Anchorman. Guessing “smelly pirate hooker” is the poor Canadian cousin.
I’ve been nearly hit by someone driving almost every other week for the past six months. I have no idea what has come over the drivers in this city. Massive road rage going on. People have been hanging out of their car windows screaming at me because I was crossing the street in front of them….at an intersection with a crossing signal.
Pirate hookers…cool. Fairview is moving up in the world.
So buddy cut you off and you didn’t get his liscense plate#? That is the first thing I look at. The the make and model of the car. It’s probably a good thing you didn’t follow him that would have most likely ended poorly. Especially being pregnant. Fairview has alot of shitty stupid drivers. Alway have to be on the defense.
I bet this the OP’s 5th kid in two years.
perfect example of why we should be doing mandatory licensing exams (written and practical) every three years. If we pass the exams, free of charge, if you fail, you pay for the exams. we gotta get these people off the roads before they kill themselves or others. I personally would be first in line for the exams, lead by example.