You can’t be serious! Does your little toked-up brain honestly think you’ll make it on the show? The only talent you have is knowing how to roll out of bed and onto the sofa without forgetting to breathe. You don’t work, your cooking (and I use the term loosely) is mostly unfit even for the compost bin, your man left you years ago, and you bitch that none of your three boys obey you. If you think people are going to view your special ability as talent, you better think twice. The only ticket they will give you is a pass for the short bus. —The Truth… Slap
This article appears in Oct 6-12, 2011.
If she can’t capture the attention of her own children, how’s she gonna capture the attention of an entire country of tv viewers. Maybe at best we’ll all get a good laugh out of the audition.
Can you say …. “William Hung”…… not a bad gig for being a bad gig
considering Hung is a millionaire for his craptastic antics, I guess I can’t really blame people for trying.
On the other hand… I refuse to watch those ridiculous singing /dancing /figureskating / horrible mother/ retarded Guido/kardashitty shows.
http://www.businesspundit.com/12-millionai…
horrible mother… what show’s that??
oh, well I had to look em up but I was thinking ’16 and pregnant’ or ‘teen moms’ …
I’m just assuming they’re horrible moms since they’re just barely even allowed to drive.
oh, and that shitty ‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’…
trash tv.
Confused, is this a cooking show they want to try out for, or a singing show?
16 and pregnant … I like that show, lol. The real housewives one … now that’s real shit.
I loooove all of the Real Housewives… it’s crack to me. There’s one trashy TV show that actually makes me sad and that’s Dance Moms. It’s about this dance studio somewhere in the States where the woman that owns it looks like she can barely walk let alone dance. Anyway, she teaches little girls how to dance and she treats them like they’re in their twenties (makes them where make-up, dance provocatively, etc) and most of the parents are terrible also to put their 8 year olds (and younger) through this trauma and unnecessary stress. One girl was like about to puke so she left the dance floor and her mother ran after her and was like “You better go back out there and dance! You can’t miss a single practice!” Uggg.
is that horror show bridalplasty still on? who could forget this gem http://mimg.ugo.com/201107/7/7/0/202077/cu…
FLAVA FLAV!!!!!! horrific show at best.
Or that one where you were auditioning to be Andy Dick’s assistant….
or the Bi-curious one to date Tila Tequila….
I’m ashamed I’ve even heard of some of these.
and why the hell would you want to watch someone just doing their everyday life things?
I can see how Survivor caught on… taking mostly non-roughing it type folks and make them sleep in the rain and try to build fire and all… it was catchy when it first started…
but watching the kardashians just going about their everyday life?!?!?!? I mean the biggest decision she has to fucking make in a day is what shape the perfume bottle should be!?!?!? that’s a 1.5 second show stretched with shitty filler for 22 agonizing minutes. eff that.
i got more talent in the head of my dick, than some of these woeful fucking fools will ever have.
Whoever this lazy twat is sounds like she is a useless bundle of flesh and bone. Not working? Why the fuck not? There are jobs out there. Torch her sofa and smash her tv. Maybe that’ll convince her to look for a job. Cooking sucks? No wonder the boys don’t obey her…..who the fuck wants a woman who can’t even cook edible food? Even her man had brains enough to ditch her. What’s her special talent?- collecting welfare checks or flicking her bean?
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I can see how Survivor caught on… taking mostly non-roughing it type folks and make them sleep in the rain and try to build fire and all…
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And then she doesn’t pay her water bill!
Waitasec- wtf are we talking about here?
it does sound like a food show s and w. maybe this one? imagine us bit_hers doing that
http://www.wnetwork.com/Shows/ComeDineWith…
Sebastian, every time you speak i feel a weird mix of horrified and turned on. I wonder what the fuck my parents did to me to produce that shit and terror..
Anyway.. this is about a tv show i don’t watch. i was going to loudly roll my eyes about how you’re bitching about a tv show but it seems this show is really important to everyone. So in a moment of uncharacteristic wisdom, i will shut up and see where this thread goes..
My appendix hurts.
i hope your kidding kitty^^ so what show is this ik?
How does one localize that feeling? Does the appendix send signals to the brain saying “hayyyy I’m the appendix in pain” or does the area around and possibly the actual appendix hurt.
Sebastian is gayer than Elton’s pinky so no luck IK. Has Sebastian ever actually announced his sexuality or do we infer?
http://i.qkme.me/27ik.jpg
http://jimmychoosonthetreadmill.blog.com/f…
http://www.californiaivf.com/Appendix.jpg
http://www.medicinenet.com/appendicitis/ar…
three in one, love the dark plume over the hulk’s head
Donk i mostly said that for shock value 😀
OK, to take the taste of THAT one away, here is something kinda sweet:
http://wimp.com/joshkrajcik/
he’s cute, sorta joe cockerish voice. his mother be all kinds a crazy
I know, right? When I watched it the second time, I thought the mum was kind of sweet, too…
What is her “special ability” ?
You don’t have to be a great cook or mother to be famous. Maybe she will capture the imagination of the nation and then the world. She’ll be an overnight sensation and become an instant celebrity. Then comes the reality show, the rehab and the tell-all book.
Boy, won’t you feel silly posting this bitch after all that.
Maybe her only talent already got shown to the producers… remember Pia Zadora!
or milli vanilli?
Great pic, zZz. So, THAT’s the beast eh? Sweet ride.