To the bald headed dumbshit that called ME the asshole and dick, dude! I didn’t butt ahead of those bitches, they butt ahead of me first but I was nice enough to let it slide cause I had no idea that I would’ve been waiting over 6 hours in line just to be insulted and accused of cutting in front. Yes! A woman gave me a ticket that was ahead of me but she was only ahead of me by one stupid number! And the woman who told you I cut ahead of her: if that was the case then why is it that she was way behind me after arriving late in the afternoon whereas I had been there since 11am? Even as I politely agreed to let the stupid bitches go before me, you still kept calling me an asshole and a dick despite I had actually done no wrong? Pfft! It was to be my first ink and you’ve turned me off to the whole idea ever! Fuckin asshole! —Ink Virgin
This article appears in Jun 28 – Jul 4, 2012.
i’m confused, i get my tattoos by appointment. there is no line standing
So, I’m sitting here, looking out the window at the cute blond boy who’s out on the street, having a smoke. And I’m wondering, why, cute boy, did you get such an ugly tattoo? It looks like you have Witchiepoo stockings, yet only on one leg… WTF?
Then I come here and find this?
Darling! Be so lucky that you didn’t get a tattoo as you’d probably end up looking like the crazy-cute blond boy with WITCHIEPOO STOCKINGS ONLY ON ONE LEG…
Fucking dummies!
Word, PG. Impulse tats are usually a bad idea. A meeting prior to getting a tat allows you to pick artwork and form a relationship with your tattoo artist (who will provide you with valuable advice) before your BOOKED TATTOO APPOINTMENT.
Wait six hours for a needle? “Not I!” said the little red hen.
Seems to me there was an ad in the Coast about a tattoo shop giving 5 or 10 dollars tats on Canada Day, can’t remember the name of the shop but this may have taken place there, which would account for the line and long wait. I’ve seen shops do this in the past to promote business.
Hurm – six hours in line you could be working at least for 10 dollars an hour, or six hours waiting for a tattoo valued at 40 dollars… bring back standardized math testing please.
ink virgin,
I’m no mathematician but if someone who was directly in front of you in a line leaves, then gives you their ticket, doesn’t that put you in the exact same spot? so then what would be the point of taking the ticket? truth is you skipped the line by 7 people. This is a big jump considering there is a limited amount of tattoos with each design only being done once.
taking a lower number ticket and jumping the line is a chance you chose to take, and with rules clearly posted on the shop door stating; that anyone caught jumping the line would be refused service.
So you rolled the dice and ended up looking like the asshole you are. The truth is that you were not treated unfairly, you are just embarrassed you got called out for jumping a line and trying to lie about it.
I’m glad you finally gathered the balls to try and throw darts at me with your bullshit facts and elementary math doesn’t even add up. it must make you feel like a pretty big man sitting in front of that computer typing these nasty words under the anonymous tag of “ink virgin” lol. Now that you’re turned off tattoos forever, your mommy can breathe a sigh of relief her little boy will leave this world just as pale and pink as the day you arrived. Good job big boy, you’re going to go far in this world, being an asshole and avenging your embarrassment for your own actions in anonymity on your computer in between jerking off on your keyboard, I hope you clean that thing off from time to time “ink” virgin. your mother must be proud.
posted on behalf of bald headed dumbshit LOL
I wish this would happen with every bitch posted that calls someone out. I hope the person who wrote the bitch makes an account and these two people have at each other.
nothing wrong with bald, i am pleased with the turn this bitch has taken
Umm… If THAT is what turned you off the idea of getting a tattoo “ever”… then you clearly aren’t ready for a tattoo. However if the chance arises again, and you manage to get yourself an unplanned last minute tattoo that you will most definitely hate later on, come see me. I’m pretty good at coverups.