Upon exiting my home on Canada to bring out a table full of sweet things for a bake sale I was shocked and saddened to find my beautiful, one of a kind vintage red foldable low-rider with monkey bars and a big ol’ banana seat STOLEN. What is wrong with people!? How do you sleep at night?! Hopefully someone who recognizes the DISTINCT ONE OF A KIND BIKE will knock you a good one and return the love of my bike life to me! If someone you know just recently acquired a red low-rider please reply!
—Heavy hearted bikeless lady
This article appears in Jul 2-8, 2009.
What is wrong with people!?
Oh my, where to begin?
That must have be J-Roc
“the love of [your] bike life” deserved better from you, OP.
could be worse…this is to the scumsucker(s) who stole a specifically designed recumbent bike for someone who has physical disabilities…we are looking for you and when we find you you won’t be able to ride said item because you will no longer be able to
Would be easy to ride after you get the said bicycle seat shoved up your fuckin ass!!!! Now be a decent human being and fucking return it.
Wicked Clown Love baby!!!
Punishment for being a hipster. Lesson learned I hope.