As I arose at first light from my slumber of satin sheets and twilight delusions of fairy tales come true, I was thrust upon the floor by an unseen force with such strength as could only be compared to an equestrian of fine nature. Now my head was quickly rushing to meet with reality at this hour but with the urgency of a rabbit of fine nature rushing to flee certain doom. I made my way slowly to that translucent area of the wall which reflected a window into my own mind. What my eyes and ears did partake at this time was a vagrant of fine nature amassing cans of an aluminum nature with such ferocity as to awake the sleeping giant of a Superior Lake. So you may bring a bum to cans but you can’t make him be quiet. —Kennedy and Monroe
This article appears in Nov 10-16, 2011.
the obnoxious noise you call writing makes me wanna hurl. fuck, you’re annoying.
yep… every damn day.
great….
move along people, nothing to see here.
They’re back!
But the telegraph companies would have loved the OB, as words meant $$$ to them.
Too easy to say: Awakened by noisy recycle rustler.
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Whenever these people post I can’t help but think of these two, and that makes it WORST! Arg.
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lllxaavU…
“I was thrust upon the floor by an unseen force with such strength as could only be compared to an equestrian of fine nature.” – Got your date with the Cop & Horse, eh?
I hate you OP
You’re as useless as a douche with no bag!!!!
This bitch makes me want to drink and commit murder.
yeehaw, let’s saddle up
the only noise i see, is coming out your asshole.
Rabbit or esquilax? Think about it!!
Otherwise I take my bum to the can every day.
i say we chip in and have this guy whacked..really
OB, put something nasty in the cans for those homeless fucks. Cat shit works. Our neighborhood eliminated the homeless bums from stealing cans by having some church wackos collect them all, leaving nothing for those leeches of society.
You are the reason that monk set himself on fire.
screw it… let’s just hijack .
http://gal.patheticcockroach.com/var/album…
how about those ninja’s, eh?
They never get the thanks they deserve.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Bt7GTLPxT-w/TnIN…
OB is MM?
LOLz – you’re new posting but you’ve been lurking for a while huh Sofaking? >; )
No, the OP doesn’t quite have MM’s unique style. They’re working too hard at it. Montrealman’s pseudo-intellectual arrogance fits him like the skin of the plus sized Girl Guide cookie vendor that he keeps in the sound-proofed hole in his basement.
well, that is one of our favourite terms, uncle vanya
“Can the Noise” doesn’t sound in keeping with the way this pair speak. Must be the mods title.
Okay Stupid.
How does one rummage through cans quietly then?
you wait until the ambient noise is louder than the cans, silly.