alright i’ve fucking had it, i’m sick and tired of every woman i have ever met calling me a “nice guy”. you are all fucking stupid, i don’t want to be your “advice friend” i don’t want to be your crying shoulder. so piss off with the misleading shit, and stop with the “oh i couldn’t go out with you, you’re too nice” and then fucking expecting me to sit there and listen to you go on and on about your boyfriend treating you like shit. you don’t realize that maybe you’re doing the same to me? fuck!!
This article appears in Sep 25 – Oct 1, 2008.
That’s when you get up and walk the fuck out. If she asks where you are going, tell her you are going to get laid. If she acts shocked you say that you need to bust a nut and this sag bag triade isn’t helping. Then throw her a drink and ask her if she is going to be your ringer or not and bounce for some fuckin’. Bang some chick and call your friend up the next day talking about the awesome sex you had and then complain that the chick is still in the apartment and hasn’t made your breakfast yet, because some chicks don’t know their role after a good fuckin’. Then she would realise what she lost and might be into benefits. Everyone wins! You grow a pair, and she is forced to deal with her boyfriend without you hearing her shit!
Don’t worry ‘Not A Nice Guy,’ if all your female friends are right and you really are the nice guy, you’ll be the one laughing in the end. Nice guys are the hottest, and it’s not because I’m ugly that I’m saying that! You just need a girl who can think beyond what what kind or car you drive or how you style your hair. Mimboes and bimboes aren’t worth the time of anyone who has any real taste! Good luck!
How true. All my life I have been the nice guy who women call to complain about either the bonehead-but-well-hung hunky Puddy types or the scumbag-but-so-handsome-in-a-tough-way sleazeball, either one of whom they fall for and then get hurt by. Put out for me, sweetie, then we can talk about your troubles.
Listening to a girl friend bitch and moan about the same guy over and over again can be annoying whether you are male or female. The point is you are “friends” and “friends” listen to eachothers bullshit. If it gets too annoying tell her to either move on or stop yanging cus you are tired of hearing about it. Whether or not she “puts out” for you really has nothing to do with her issues. And if the only reason you take her calls is because you’re looking to get laid, then you are, indeed, the opposite of a “good” guy. You are infact the very worst kind of all: Pathetic, Manipulative, Phony Guy.
I know what you mean, entering the ‘friend zone’ is a one way ticket to blue balls. The other alternative is to be up front about it and just let them know you’re looking for a fuck buddy. It’ll either work out in your favor or they’ll run for the hills, either way you’ll know where you stand. After that, its your fault if you’re stuck there listening to them cry about how some guy fucks around on her.Seriously, though, offer her the opportunity to ‘get back’ at her boyfriend via your ready dick. Whats the worst that can happen?
Ow that hurts to read cranky… blue balls… What about beach balls… Which would be worse for your health and longevity???Hmmm.. What would the Bad Guy do..??
Both nice guys and assholes drive nice cars and there are some nice guys and some assholes that drive nice cars to get chicks, but not all. This has nothing to do with that kinda thing, people that leap to that conclusion to fuck more and think less.Gimpsysavior knows what time it is: cock or walk.
oops: “need to fuck more and think less”. Sorry ’bout that.
Hello OP…go get a fuckin life (and a girlfriend) of your own if this ‘friendship’ aint working! Admit it,you don’t really wanna be friends with this girl, you just wanna bang her. I gaurantee (if you are the coniving cunt you seem to be) you’ll turn into the same kinda dickhead she’s always going on about if you got lucky enough to do so. Boy, would your feet be cold the next morning! If you had any balls at all you would’ve expressed your feelings a long time ago.I know your type. Idiots like you are a dime a dozen, just like the duechebags your friend chases.
to luke, it’s douche bags, not dueche.
This is a real problem for some guys. They are desparate for vagina but way too gay to go out and get it. If thats what you want OP then find a (dis)reputable pick-up artist and study his moves. Then get some decent clothes, get a haircut and shave, wash your ass and get out there. Play your game. You are obviously acerbic and/or boring so the less talk the better, in your case… Once you find your confidence then you will be literally balls deep in vag. And ALWAYS remember: when you’re angling a woman and she tells you that you’re a nice guy, or that you’re sweet or some shit like that, SHE DOESN’T RESPECT YOU, and she sees you as some asexual favor robot. When that happens you need to split – and fast. Don’t think about what could have been.That being said, once you find your groove and your penis never dries, you WILL be as unfulfilled as you were before; and you WILL hate yourself and women a little more each time. You will never find a substantial partner because the girls you pick up will be as superficial as you are.
Most guy friends I’ve had that I’ve told are “nice guys” are exactly that. They may have everything going for them, and make a great partner for some girl, but the bottom line is…if I’m not attracted (physically attracted, like-I-want-your-big- cock-attracted) then sorry but that happens to be a requirement for a companion of mine. I’m just trying to be a “nice girl” and let you know that, although I think your great I don’t wanna get naked with you!
to reiterate: “nice guy” is “nice girl” for I don’t want to fuck you, in any way shape or form. Get some sex appeal and lose the brother appeal.
Well Floyd…This is a hard one to call. One would have to met said Nice Guy. This could be an excuse from the girls who have other reasons to not want to enter into a relationship with this fellow. That being said, may be only a possibility.I would suggest this fellow take one of these girls that call him a nice guy (That he would relate to the most) and get her advice and help on finding a girl. (“I need your help, I’m having difficulty meeting a nice girl. Can you help me out?”) If this reason is just a front I bet she would love to take him on to help him meet girls. Give him advice or hook him up with some of her friends.Secondly, put that nice guy shit on the back burner. Try different methods of getting a girl to like you. Use it to meet some girls. But keep that stuff on the back burner for a bit longer. Once you get some girls “get to know them” and get to know them. The last thing you want is to get involved with the first girl just because she is the first girl to like you.Then, you find the girl that you think about every day (for a few week period at least) move that nice guy stuff to the front burner. So she feels that you treat her better then any other guy.After doing this, you will learn how to use your nice guy tendencies to rope them in.Play on!
Bad Guy, that was a great answer, but actually I was looking for your input on the BlueBalls vs BeachBalls thing.
Oh, well while blue balls can be painful and damaging to your prospects of bearing children, a beach ball related incident can be fatal. Nice guys are proven to have a thinner then average skull, so little force is required to shatter the skull and damage the brain.Interesting but true fact: Of all beach balls tested, blue ones seem to be the most fatal.